Chapter 156: Demon Puppet

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“Mad, what you said makes so much sense, I seriously have nothing to say to that.”

Tos sighed, then continued speaking.

“It’s just that after hearing you guys talk like this, I suddenly want to go to Succubus Street again, wuwuwu… My Yiyi, my Nana…”

Before Tos could finish, Red very cooperatively finished the words he left unsaid.

“Right now, who knows in which man’s arms they’re lying.”

“Red, screw you, you bastard!”

Tos immediately got riled up and shot him the finger.

“Lily is the proprietress from our last roleplay visit, hers was an entirely proper business, how could she possibly be lying in someone else’s arms!”

“So Yiyi is that little Succubus you were talking about, huh. I really can’t tell if you’re a pure love warrior or just into being a cuck…”

Mason let out a sigh; after all, someone who can fall for a little Succubus must be a bit of a Hero.

Using a public bus for private reasons, that’s honestly a bit off.

“Besides, does your tech school even match up to her university?”

“What tech school? What university?”

Hearing Mason’s words, Tos didn’t get it at first, but Brian, who always hid his talents, was the first to explain.

“Don’t worry about that, Mason. Succubi aren’t human, they make a living doing this, so of course you can’t compare them to humans. It’s like when you eat—your mouth always tries its best to fit what you eat, right?”

“Same goes for Succubi, and just like chewing food to improve eating efficiency, basically… it’s one every three minutes.”

After Brian’s explanation, Tos finally understood, and immediately got heated.

“Mine isn’t small at all! Though I can’t compare with our brother Red here, at least I’m a normal man!”

“You… damn it!”

An innocent Red nearly coughed up blood on the spot.

Right now he really wanted to point at that Monkey in Letia’s gossip circle.

If that Monkey hadn’t blabbed everywhere, would all his secrets be out like this?

“And besides, when I compare myself to Red, there’s at least one thing better—at least I’ve used mine, unlike Red…”

Tos glanced at Red’s lower half, a look of pity on his face.

But just then, Mason didn’t forget to deal him a heavy blow.

“But whether it’s Litt or Letia, or even Dawnblade’s Liz and my own sister Monica, honestly, they all have some feelings for Red.”

Tos immediately fell silent and quietly lit himself a cigarette.

Not even one person loves me.

What’s the point of all my battles, then?

But just then, Brian spoke up.

“But Red, you not having any experience at all really isn’t good. If you really get a girlfriend or a wife someday, that first time is very important for her. There are so many fine young men who are perfectly fine normally, but in front of a woman, get so nervous they can’t even lift their heads.”

Tos nodded in agreement.

“That’s true. When I faced Lily for the first time, man, I was a nervous wreck, didn’t know where to put myself, totally at a loss. If she hadn’t been so skilled and experienced, I wouldn’t have known what to do… Ah, I mean with the massage.”

With that, Tos looked at Red and said.

“But Litt wouldn’t have those skills or experience. If you get nervous, that scene—tsk tsk~ Red, don’t worry, one time is plenty fine too.”

Seeing Tos’ exaggerated gestures, everyone gave him the finger in unison.

“Can you not imitate while you talk?”

“That’s pretty much what I mean, anyway. So, yeah, experience is important, you know?”

Red brushed Tos’ hand off his shoulder and responded helplessly.

“Give it a rest, I’m not like you guys. I’m actually very faithful.”

“Sigh… Chunan Thinking.”

After a long silence, Brian seemed to remember something and turned to Tos.

“Is that Puppet Store you went to before still open?”

Tos froze, then smacked his forehead.

“Oh right! I almost forgot about that!”

Facing these two veterans, Mason and Red were both full of question marks.

“What is it?”

Tos just smiled and stood up.

“It’s the perfect Succubus store for you, Red. Not only will it not shatter your sense of chastity, but it can help you get some experience, you won’t be disappointed, though there is a slight flaw…”

“Flaw? What flaw?”

Red and Mason were still pretty confused.

“It’s not a real person,” Tos shrugged helplessly.

“But don’t worry, it’s real enough, very close to the real thing. And since it’s not a real person, it meets your standards. Most importantly…”

At this, Tos paused, then leaned close to Red’s ear, grinning mysteriously.

“As long as you’re good enough, you can knead it into anyone you want. You can dress it up however you like—white stockings, black stockings, whatever you want it can wear for you.”

Red immediately straightened up.

Of course, the front part wasn’t the point—the last part was.

And so, with Tos in the lead, the four rascals left the Riverside Tavern in high spirits.

“Welcome to Heart of Puppets.”

The four of them entered the shop, and when Red saw the little Succubus at the front desk, he hurriedly checked the shop’s sign above.

“Did I go into the wrong store?”

He didn’t understand—why was the little Succubus from that roleplay Succubus store here?

“Oh?”

The little Succubus still wore that world-weary look on her innocent face.

“Didn’t expect a regular customer, huh?”

“I’m here to patronize your business again!”

Tos said with a cheeky grin, then introduced her to everyone.

“This is Yiyi, full name Hiloy, I forgot to introduce you all before.”

“No need to care too much about my name,” the little Succubus called Hiloy waved her hand, as if it was nothing, and continued, “So what kind of service do you all want today?”

“Before we start, can I just complain a bit…”

Red slowly raised his hand, letting out the doubts in his heart, “Weren’t you the receptionist at that roleplay store before? Why are you here now?”

Actually, there was another very important question Red hadn’t voiced.

That roleplay store belonged to the Black Church, so didn’t that mean this Demon Puppet shop…

… does too?

As a good bro, Tos seemed to catch on to Red’s doubts.

He elbowed him and whispered softly.

“You’re right, this shop belongs to the Black Church too. Actually… about a third of the shops on Succubus Street are connected to the Black Church. In fact, most of the Black Church’s funding comes from here, from Succubus Street.”

“…Damn.”