Chapter 76: Stop Making Your Peach King Laugh

Peach King: “Help me!”

Peach King: “That mesugaki can actually possess people! Senior Lilith couldn’t handle her!”

Peach King: “Ahhh, that person is a perverted lolicon, she wants to do me!”

Peach King: “Someone come save me!”

The phone vibrated non-stop.

Su Ling looked at Tao Tao’s frantically refreshing messages, her eyes filled with confusion.

‘What happened?’

Even Su Yao had a look of surprise.

“Ah, what is she talking about? I don’t understand.”

“Me neither,” Su Ling said, scratching her head.

She could ignore it, but she felt a bit bad.

Tao Tao’s frantic cries for help clearly meant she was in serious trouble.

But if she did help, she was afraid of getting dragged into it herself.

After thinking for about three seconds, Su Ling dialed the police.

“Hello, is this the police? Hm, there are no police at the Witch Academy? Only the Student Council? Then what’s the Student Council’s number?”

Su Ling hung up and fell into thought.

The police on the other end told her that since she was at the Witch Academy, security was generally handled by the Student Council.

Tsk, what kind of rule was that?

“Um, Boss, do you know the number for the Student Council? My friend might be in trouble.”

Having no other choice, Su Ling asked the noodle shop owner.

“The Student Council? Are you a freshman, Junior? Don’t even bother. Those guys… you’re better off looking for the Witch’s Hut,” a member of the band nearby spoke up before the owner could.

“Eh? Why?”

“The people in the Student Council are a lot of trouble. Trust me, if you look for them once, you’ll never want to do it again.”

The band member seemed quite wary, giving only a vague explanation.

Su Ling didn’t understand, but she knew it was wise to take advice.

What should she do then?

“Right, Senior, you mentioned the Witch’s Hut? Uh, can the Witch’s Hut handle this?”

Weren’t they saying that the Witch’s Hut was *that* kind of place?

“Hey, besides being a place of pleasure, the Witch’s Hut is also a jack-of-all-trades shop. Set aside your worldly prejudices, and you’ll find that the Seniors in there are all-around superhumans. As long as you pay, they can handle anything. Yes, in every sense of the word.”

This was somewhat beyond Su Ling’s expectations.

“Heehee, Junior, add me on KouKou. I’ll give you the contact info for the Witch’s Hut.”

The other girl added Su Ling on KouKou with a look that said her plan had succeeded.

She ran back to her seat in high spirits to chat excitedly with the other members.

Meanwhile, Su Ling clicked on the website provided and saw the price list for the Witch’s Hut.

She fell into a momentary silence.

‘Why is it so expensive?!’

***

“Waaaah, anyone is fine, just come save me!”

At that moment, Tao Tao was curled up in a corner of the bathroom.

The locked door was being pounded so hard it sounded like thunder.

“Heehee, small fry Tao Tao, I just want to love you~”

Outside the door, the voice was Lilith’s seductive tone, but the manner of speaking belonged to the mesugaki.

Tao Tao clutched her phone, sending out desperate cries for help.

The tragic part was that her friend list consisted almost entirely of her landlord, class groups, class committees, and the like.

The rest were netizens she had gotten into arguments with long ago.

The teachers wouldn’t work, her Seniors were even worse, and as for the landlord or class committee—who would care about her?

Other than those people, she actually only had Su Ling left to turn to.

But right now, Su Ling had only sent a message saying she had called someone, and then there was no further follow-up.

Tao Tao was completely in tears.

She looked up, appearing completely burned out.

‘Is my life, the life of Peach King, going to end here today?’

*Bang!*

Suddenly, a sharp axe embedded itself into the door, and then the door was blown open.

Standing at the entrance was Lilith’s incredibly sexy figure.

However, her face wore the expression of a mesugaki.

“Small fry Tao Tao, do you really not remember me? Heehee, it’s okay. You’ll remember very soon~”

“Ahhh, who even are you!”

Tao Tao completely broke down.

Her 1.4-meter-tall body was like a tiny toy in front of Lilith’s 1.8-meter frame.

She was grabbed by the other girl and held upside down.

Tao Tao’s small face was flushed.

She clutched her skirt tightly.

If the other girl took a bite out of her, would she be sucked dry into a mummy?

“Waaaah, please, I’m begging you. Can’t you just tell me who you are?”

Tao Tao cried in despair.

She didn’t have any friends in her life.

She didn’t even have a girlfriend.

Her biggest hobbies were watching adult movies, reading novels, and then arguing with authors or netizens.

Seeing Tao Tao’s tear-streaked face, the mesugaki controlled Lilith’s body to lift her up to eye level, gritting her teeth.

“Haha, you really deserve this.”

‘What does that even mean?!’

Tao Tao was out of options.

She had spent all last night hiring an expert like Lilith.

Ahem, mainly because Lilith was very cost-effective and seemed reliable.

But who could have guessed that as soon as Lilith saw the mesugaki, she would fall asleep on the spot?

The opponent then took advantage of the opening to seize control of her body.

“Small fry Tao Tao, you said before that if you ever forgot me, you’d let me mess you up~”

“Ah? When did I ever say… Wait!”

Tao Tao’s face went blank.

Suddenly, she seemed to remember something, and her petite body trembled.

“Zako, zako, did you remember? Haha, too late!”

The mesugaki gave a cold laugh.

She then lowered her head, intending to ruthlessly mess Tao Tao up.

Right at that critical moment—

*Boom!*

The door was kicked open.

“Rin-Pyo-To-Sha, Bind!”

Following a crisp voice, a golden rope flew out from the dust, binding Lilith’s body.

Tao Tao landed head-first, a large bump forming on her head.

She looked toward the door.

As the dust cleared, a young girl wearing a cyan Daoist robe appeared.

The Daoist robe was draped loosely over the girl, but underneath, she wore only a pale white tube top that barely covered the skin below her neck, leaving a large expanse of porcelain-white skin exposed.

On her lower half were extremely short white hot pants, the hem barely reaching her hip bone.

Her long, straight legs were mostly exposed.

The cold Daoist robe clashed with the vibrant, snow-white skin.

In her cold and abstinent aura, there was a hint of seductive color.

The contrast was so striking one couldn’t look away.

“Heh, the Witch’s Hut again. Small fry Tao Tao, are you out of tricks?”

The mesugaki controlled Lilith’s body and easily broke the rope binding her.

“Heh.”

The girl in the Daoist robe gave a cold laugh.

She swung a long sword, and the cold glint of the blade lit up the room.

A fierce battle immediately broke out in the small space.

Su Ling and Su Yao hid far away in a corner, poking their small heads out to watch tremblingly.

This girl in the Daoist robe was the one she had found.

Yes, the cheapest one.

There was nothing else she could do; she was also very nervous.

This person had been recommended by that band member, who said that while Qing Luan was cheap, she was very strong and offered great value.

Qing Luan was the name of the girl in the Daoist robe.

“Ling Ling, will it work?”

Su Yao asked worriedly.

“It should be fine,” Su Ling replied, though she was also uncertain.

By now, she had already obtained the Student Council’s phone number.

Although everyone else had warned her not to involve them, Su Ling felt that she had to save Tao Tao no matter what.

The battle ended quickly.

Just then, Su Ling received a message from Qing Luan.

Staff ID 0527: “It’s settled. You can come in.”

“That’s great!”

Su Yao cheered and was about to go in, but Su Ling pulled her back.

“Same old plan. I’ll keep my phone on the whole time. You stay here, and if anything goes wrong, call the Student Council.”

Su Ling just wanted to make absolutely sure.

Tao Tao had said that the electronic ghost had the ability to possess people.

She didn’t dare to gamble on whether this was a bait set by that mesugaki.

Su Yao nodded.

Su Ling took a deep breath and prepared to enter.

As soon as she went inside, the door suddenly slammed shut.

Su Ling’s heart skipped a beat.

“Heehee~ another one~”

On the bed sat Qing Luan, who was wearing a mischievous grin.

Lilith lay unconscious on the floor.

Su Ling’s pupils shrank.

‘Not good!’

But it was too late.

“Don’t run. I happen to be missing an audience~”

A rope acted like a spirit snake, instantly tying Su Ling up in a firm bundle.

However, the other girl didn’t seem to have any hostile intent.

She even pulled over a chair and helped Su Ling sit down.

‘What does this mean?’

Su Ling was a bit dazed.

“Waaaah, I’m sorry.”

The mesugaki, controlling Qing Luan’s body, pulled back the covers on the bed.

It was Tao Tao.

“Small fry Tao Tao, weren’t you acting pretty arrogant a month ago?”

“What’s the matter? What exactly was so bad about the novel I wrote that you had to flame me for 10,000 comments?”

The mesugaki’s voice was full of resentment.

Tao Tao’s eyes darted around, not daring to meet her gaze.

“That… well… I just couldn’t sleep at night, I…”

“Haha, what a small fry~ But didn’t you say before that I was just a coward hiding on the internet who didn’t dare to confront you in person? Heehee, I’ve found you now. Small fry Tao Tao, what do you think we should do?”

The mesugaki picked up Tao Tao’s phone, scrolled to the bottom, and projected the previous chat history.

Su Ling took one look and immediately fell silent.

Peach King: “Pah! What kind of garbage are you writing?! It’s a pile of crap!”

Peach King: “If I flame you, just take it. You wrote a pile of crap and won’t let people say so?”

Peach King: “All you can do is bark on the internet. You said you’d confront me in real life? You said you’d torture me every day? Haha, stop making your Peach King laugh.”

Peach King: “You’re just a pathetic webnovel writer and you think you’re a hacker? If you have the guts, come and confront me in person.”

Peach King: “If you actually catch me, I won’t struggle. How about I just let you mess me up?”

Peach King: “Silent again, aren’t you? Heehee, zako, zako!”

Peach King: “If I were you and saw the crap I wrote, I’d find a ceiling beam and play a game of tug-of-war between my neck and the ceiling.”

Peach King: “Small fry!”