Chapter 59: Offline solo kills

[Yi]: [Image]

Yi: Successfully hunted down the lazy pigeon in person.

[Genshin Impact Pro]: ?

[Ai]: Woah, you were serious about this?

[Kamisato Ayato’s Dog]: Eating well tonight, huh.

[Yukino]: …

Yukino: It’s over, Xiaobai is no longer pure.

Yukino: He actually got deflowered by a bad woman.

Allenα: Impure, shameless!

[Dark Night Orgy]: @Yi What the hell are you doing, girl?

[Mingchao Awesome]: I wanna be bullied by a bad woman too!

[Minimum requirement: 888. Turtle men (spineless/simp guys) don’t bother. #Depression #Misandry Hate men, hate simps — get lost.]: I wanna bully Xiaobai too.

What kind of photo was it?

Gao Hongyi often posted all sorts of travel photos in the QQ group.

She had an almost obsessive pursuit of composition.

Even if it was just a casual snapshot, it always precisely lingered on the edge of ambiguity.

This time, she similarly offered no extra explanation.

The image was tossed into the group with extreme casualness.

In the picture, neither person’s face was visible.

The girl’s hand was on top.

Slender, fair, yet holding an undeniable strength, firmly covering the hand beneath.

Her five fingers naturally curled together, as if confirming ownership of something that had long belonged to her.

The boy’s hand was underneath.

Pressed down.

Enveloped.

Forced to obediently endure that kind of connection.

Fingers interlocked tightly.

Palms pressed together.

It wasn’t a posture of equality.

But an extremely clear one…

The relationship between the dominant one and the dominated, the superior and the subordinate.

The white bedsheets were slightly tousled.

The creases spread out, as if something unspeakable had just transpired.

In the corner of the photo was the bedside table.

A small box, already opened, was carelessly placed there.

Upon closer inspection, it seemed to be the packaging for an unmentionable item.

If one looked even more carefully.

They could also notice, at the head of the bed, a pair of torn black stockings.

Just how the black stockings had been destroyed was anyone’s guess.

The lighting was warm.

Soft and ambiguous.

That kind of light, belonging only to the night, only to private spaces, completely enveloped the five-star hotel’s master bedroom.

It was just such a static photo.

Casually thrown into the group chat by Gao Hongyi, like a piece of still-bleeding meat thrown into an Amazon river filled with piranhas.

The originally quiet group chat instantly erupted.

Almost everyone, at the same moment, confirmed one thing.

[Baiye Duxing] was becoming an adult.

However, saying it like that didn’t seem accurate enough.

A more precise statement would be, [Baiye Duxing] was being made into an adult.

Because Yi’s hand was on top, clearly occupying the dominant position.

The readers in the QQ group began to scrutinize those hands.

They also began to let their imaginations run wild about everything that might have happened that night.

[Baiye Duxing] had been kept in Yi‘s bed.

Questions came one after another.

Someone asked about the author’s real appearance.

Someone asked if the two had known each other for a long time.

Someone asked if the author was going to be permanently kept by the wealthy woman Yi.

Someone even asked…

Exactly which positions they had actually practiced.

[Baiye Duxing]: Everyone, don’t misunderstand.

[Baiye Duxing]: Actually, really, nothing happened at all.

Gu Yebai’s face was already bright red by now.

He never imagined that Gao Hongyi’s idea of “making it official” would take this form.

This was truly inappropriate.

Yukino: Xiaobai ah, I really have to see you in a new light now!

Yukino: But your girlfriend isn’t as good-looking as mine.

[Baiye Duxing]: Yukino-san, it really isn’t what you think, nothing happened between us.

[Kamisato Ayato’s Dog]: @Baiye Duxing Congratulations, you’re already a processed man.

[Baiye Duxing]: I couldn’t wash this away even if I jumped into the Yellow River!

Sewer Rat: Damn normie.

Gu Yebai anxiously looked towards Gao Hongyi, who was laughing uncontrollably beside him.

“Explain it to them, Hongyi!”

“Okay, White Uncle.”

Yi: White Uncle asked me to explain.

Yi: Nothing happened between us.

[Sad, Already Unfollowed]: Who believes that!

[Sad, Already Unfollowed]: There’s torn stockings AND a condom box!

[Sad, Already Unfollowed]: You guys are way too wild, right?

Yi: But White Uncle is really amazing though.

[Dark Night Orgy]: Really amazing?

[Dark Night Orgy]: The hell is that supposed to mean?

[Dark Night Orgy]: Girl, mind if I ask how many minutes?

Yi: About forty minutes.

Yukino: Xiaobai, come to Sakura Country and be a special effects AV actor.

Yukino: They’re short on people here, you could win glory for the country.

“The more you explain, the worse it gets!”

“And what’s this about forty minutes?”

“That’s the time White Uncle spent writing his novel.”

“Hahaha…”

“White Uncle, look how shy you are, it’s so cute.”

Gao Hongyi gently poked Gu Yebai’s stomach with her beautiful foot, clad in black stockings.

“How does it feel to be the center of attention?”

“I feel like crying right now…”

“Come on, throw yourself into my arms and cry, I’ll warmly accept you with my embrace.”

“You’re a demon!”

He once thought she was an angel with wings.

Looking back now, he was too naive back then.

Gao Hongyi continued to be active in the group.

While “explaining,” she deliberately cultivated an image….

Of someone who had just tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time.

The readers quickly completed the logical loop.

The author Baiye Duxing met a fan in person.

That’s why there were no updates these past few days.

The excitement in the group chat lasted until after eleven at night.

This incident, sparked by Gao Hongyi’s whim…

The “Baiye Duxing Virginity Loss Incident,”

finally subsided.

“Alright, White Uncle, it’s about time to sleep.”

A noticeably satisfied expression appeared on Gao Hongyi’s face.

“I’m going back to my room to sleep.”

“What room?”

“Didn’t we book two rooms?”

“I already canceled that room for White Uncle.”

“I took care of it when I went to the front desk earlier.”

She grabbed Gu Yebai’s arm.

“Tonight, you’re not allowed to go anywhere.”

“Be good and share the room with me.”

“You—”

“I’m going to take a shower now, White Uncle.”

“The expression on your face right now is ridiculously cute.”

“Go take it off in the bathroom!”

“Don’t take it off in front of me!”

Gu Yebai was on the verge of tears.

“Why?”

“This scene is too stimulating.”

“I don’t dare look.”

“Anyway…”

“White Uncle will see it sooner or later.”

“But never mind, let’s leave it for the future.”

Huming a little tune, Gao Hongyi hopped and skipped into the bathroom.

Leaving only Gu Yebai alone, lying on the bed, utterly bewildered.

He was really being led around by the nose.

Tomorrow, they were going back to Donghai.

By now… they should probably be considered to have established a romantic relationship, right?

Yet he still didn’t have any real sense of it.

Not long ago, he was still in the cold, gray, and old Linchuan County.

Living an ordinary life with hardly any hope in sight.

Immersed in the faint sadness after his parents’ departure.

And now, everything had changed.

“Ah…”

Gu Yebai lay on the bed in a big “大” shape, staring at the ceiling of the five-star hotel.

Life is like a play.

If this were a novel, the first half would be a thoroughly tragic start, but midway through, it would suddenly and forcibly switch to a romantic comedy.

The sound of water splashed in the bathroom.

Behind the one-way glass, Gao Hongyi’s graceful figure was faintly visible under the shower.

Soft, dangerous, charming.

And towards him, full of love.

She was an out-and-out little devil.

But Gu Yebai found that he couldn’t feel the slightest bit of aversion towards her.

At this moment, he finally realized that this was probably what they called “liking” someone.