[Go Date the Mantis Girl Emi-chan]
Please post this kind of bizarre stuff on the dark web.
[Change~Is a Good Thing]
Don’t P my face onto Kazk’s head, hey!
[Your Yue Jie Has Beautifully Stealthed Again]
Female undercover agent, this one.
[What’s Under the Ojou-sama’s Skirt]
Iron bleat!
[AI Jiang Jian Yue: The Me You See]
I understand the logic, but why put a monesy next to me?
[Emi Joke Collection]
Laugh Point Analysis: Not funny.
[Usage Example of the Stabbing Jiang Jian Yue.gb]
Bro, isn’t this just a green screen? Where’s the material?
***
While watching an animation theorist seriously analyze “Jiang Jian Yue is a trap,” Jiang Jian Yue scrolled through the Penguin Group.
How to lower Yuki Asahi’s favorability—this was the question she threw to the small group of friends.
[Wife, you love me too much. You’re loyal even across worlds.]
“Dumb egg king maggot.”
[So J Chu actually doesn’t like that guy?]
[You looked like you were enjoying the date though]
“It was just going out to play. Haven’t you ever invited a girl out before?”
The group chat fell silent for a while, no new messages for half a minute. The previous line was marked with over a dozen crying emojis.
At this moment, the real physics female in the group, “boy’s face blushing,” spoke up——
[Isn’t it simple? Just find a guy to flirt with.]
“Rejected. Impossible.”
Jiang Jian Yue refused the suggestion without thinking.
[Then come out of the closet and flirt with a girl.]
[Goldie isn’t bad.]
Goldie refers to Kaori Onishi.
This proposal made some sense.
[White River Dolphin, get out of the support group]
[Child Dog, what kind of rotten idea is this? My stomach hurts already]
[Child Dog really does this to guys in real life. Too evil]
[Actually, I’m a CP Fan of J Chu]
[You get out too]
[Honestly, as long as you make it clear, it’s fine, right?]
[Tell him you couldn’t possibly like him]
[Reject before he even starts pursuing. Wouldn’t he explode if you turn around and say: I actually don’t like you?]
[Being a killjoy is better than hoo-oh-oh, right?]
[Speaking of which, this reminds me]
A package named ‘1’ was uploaded in the group chat. Jiang Jian Yue clicked download on instinct.
After unzipping, she found some images—Jiang Jian Yue already had a bad feeling, but curiosity still drove her to open them.
Mm, it’s her own doujin.
Expressionless, Jiang Jian Yue quickly flipped a few pages, judging it as a bland, tasteless pure love story with nothing stimulating—at least, that’s what she thought.
As a steadfast Cow Demon Warrior, seeing her own character show a cute expression in the still manga, a wave of shame swept over her.
But… damn, pure love, this kind of thing… No! Pure love is heresy!
Why… why would I feel anything about a pure love story?
NTR-san, I… I can’t go back anymore.
[@JA How would you rate this?]
[J Chu must be enjoying it]
[Don’t disturb Emi-chan’s QQ Space]
[Is there any interspecies? I want to see a devourer body GVS iceberg loli]
“I told you, I’m not a loli! 158cm is already tall in Japanese manga, okay?!”
[Triggered]
[What’s wrong with flat-chested girls all being lolis?]
[Emi isn’t that flat, still got some scale]
[I won’t comment on what kind of person likes cows]
[Why don’t you refute interspecies? J Chu actually craves being a scholar, right?]
[My lord, I have a plan to repel Yuki Asahi]
“Let’s hear it.”
Seeing the topic drifting back, Jiang Jian Yue gave up the idea of closing the chat.
[Yuki can sense your emotions. You don’t have to say anything, just show dislike when facing him]
[From my observation, Yuki’s personality is a bit self-deprecating. If he senses your aversion, he’ll probably get the message and stop pursuing you]
[Good plan]
[Worthy of a university student. Your brain works better than us wage slaves]
[General Manager’s insight]
“But how do I know if he’s using his Ability? Besides, I can’t control my own emotions!”
[Not so, not so. I have another plan to help you maintain your dislike toward Yuki Asahi]
[Before I say it, how do you really feel about him now?]
How do I view Yuki Asahi?
Jiang Jian Yue actually never thought about it carefully.
He’s the protagonist, dazzling, called a genius by everyone, but actually a bit insecure, introverted, a boy with a strong sense of justice.
She sympathized with Yuki Asahi’s circumstances and saw him as a younger friend… or maybe a little brother?
“A friend, I guess.”
[Really no other feelings?]
Other feelings…
Jiang Jian Yue recalled her recent 0721 and shifted all the blame onto her uncontrollable brain.
How could fantasies be considered “other feelings”?
Jiang Jian Yue tends to separate affection and love.
Just because she fantasized about Yuki Asahi doesn’t mean she “has other feelings” for him.
There’s an online rumor about a “secret girls won’t say out loud,” that every girl has fantasized about being r*ped.
Jiang Jian Yue didn’t know about others, but she really had—though it doesn’t mean she actually wants it.
[Let me rephrase. If you imagine being with Yuki Asahi… does it make you feel disgusted?]
Uh… already fantasized.
Jiang Jian Yue suddenly became wary. Why did this university student’s words feel like verbal guiding?
Damn, I almost got baited by a group mate. Luckily, I reacted fast.
“I know what your plan is. It’s useless.”
[That means you’ve already fallen. Accept reality, J Chu]
[The best way is direct severance]
[Stay away from him. Give him the cold shoulder]
***
The next day, Jiang Jian Yue returned to school after a long absence.
Her classmates all thought she died in the Ikebukuro Incident.
Though it was a bit abstract, Jiang Jian Yue, as a JK, only attended school for three days after regaining her senses.
Falling behind a few weeks in coursework wasn’t a big deal.
Although Tokiwagi High School was a private school focused on university advancement, there were still students who just went through the motions.
Jiang Jian Yue used to be the type who didn’t want to slack off.
But limited by her chaotic mind, her ceiling was just there, couldn’t be helped.
The old Chinese genes for cramming burst out upon encountering textbooks, so even during breaks she was buried in make-up work.
Reborn as a quiz-grinding maggot in Tokyo.
Lunch was still solved with pineapple bread—as for Jiang Jian Yue’s family situation, packing a luxury bento wasn’t hard.
But Jiang Jian Yue was too lazy to make bento. Besides, pineapple bread was tasty enough.
If she got tired of bread, there was always the cafeteria.
The school was about fifty-fifty between students who brought bentos and those who ate in the cafeteria.
While pondering over a test question, Jiang Jian Yue keenly heard classmates discussing Yuki Asahi nearby.
Yeah… Even though news about Yuki Asahi was suppressed online, many still saw the TV broadcast.
Now both online and on TV, they’re heavily promoting the Self-Defense Force’s rescue and help of Superpower Users.
Long segments report on the Self-Defense Force’s achievements, but Yuki Asahi’s story gets just a few seconds, branded as a “Hot-hearted Citizen.”
But within the scope of high school, this was enough to make Yuki Asahi a celebrity.
Poor Tom, with his personality, he probably isn’t used to it, right?
Pure love is best, good..
Heh, sure you pure love is good every now and then but when you REALLY want to get the gears going NTR is where it’s at