Chapter 32: Jiang Lafu

Yuki Asahi A-ed forward.

Yuki Asahi typed GG.

From an observer’s perspective, Jiang Jian Yue’s smiling, narrowed eyes were incredibly seductive and lethal.

Even Jiang Jian Yue couldn’t help feeling moved, subconsciously wanting to stick out her tongue and lick herself on the screen.

[Demoness]

[She smiled. She smiled again.]

[Mama, I’m in love]

[How can this woman be so alluring]

[Using a big move so early means it’s all Kaori-chan’s main stage later]

[Better than being an early runner—status is king]

[Kaori Faction is fantasizing again]

Later, when writing the Ema, the scene of Yuki Asahi sneaking a peek had a youthful vibe, making the audience almost forget this was a superpower battle series.

[Another close-up beauty attack?]

[Sister Yue, stop tilting your head and acting cute. Everyone knows you’re a bad woman]

[Damn, cold joke king]

[Damn]

[What does it mean?]

[Kami and paper are homophones. In Chinese, ‘paper’ and ‘on duty’ are puns]

[Where’s the punchline?]

[That’s why it’s a cold joke!]

[I think this Jiang Jian is also a laugh, serving the Series audience like this]

[Jiang Laugh? When will she come to my building?]

[Interesting woman]

[A woman who tells cold jokes can’t be a bad person]

Afterwards, the two left Meiji Shrine, strolled around Harajuku, and when Yuki Asahi received a call from Tokushu Jishou Taiou Honbu, his face clearly showed he didn’t want to go.

[Back to work]

[How can a government organization run on high schoolers?]

[There are plenty run by high schoolers. Some even use elementary school kids to solve cases]

[Iron No! Don’t ruin other people’s dates!]

At the station, when they parted, Jiang Jian Yue’s inner monologue wasn’t shown, and the production team gave a bizarre close-up of her mouth.

Jiang Jian Yue clenched her fist in anger.

Cameras can mislead the audience’s thoughts.

The same story, the same performance, even the same expression, can feel completely different through different camera angles and cuts.

This was the second time in the episode that other faces were hidden, focusing on a close-up to answer Yuki Asahi’s question, giving the audience a sense of the unknown and unspoken.

No need to look at the bullet screen; I’ve definitely flipped again.

Next, Yuki Asahi heads to Tokushu Jishou Taiou Honbu, and Dream Serpent speaks of the so-called “Doomsday Hunter Protocol”.

At the same time, Jiang Jian Yue’s scene on the train flashes in.

The “Hunter” presses a dagger with their finger, boards the train, and gradually approaches Jiang Jian Yue.

[This GPRI isn’t a good bird]

[Wrongly blamed the Light Extinguishers]

[Plot twist, Light Extinguishers are actually the good guys]

[Ryuu, I was wrong]

[Then Emi-chan, who worked with the Light Extinguishers, is a good person too?]

When did I ever work with them!?

[GPRI is so trash]

[Bang! Bang! Bang!]

[No!]

[Good thing I paused, or Emi-chan would have been assassinated]

Who’s killing who isn’t clear yet!

A Tokushu Jishou Taiou Honbu staff member places a laptop in front of Yuki Asahi, displaying the List of Targets on the screen.

Names and faces flash across the screen, and the audience’s hearts rise with the tense BGM.

Finally, the screen freezes on Jiang Jian Yue’s photo.

Yuki Asahi’s pupils tremble.

He takes out his phone to call her, only to be hung up on.

The sound of a sharp blade piercing flesh rings out.

A drop of blood spreads across the photo—no, across Jiang Jian Yue’s face in the transitioned scene.

Ah… Did it get recorded anyway?

Jiang Jian Yue rubs her temples, looking at her killer-like self on the screen.

[That sound effect scared me]

[Emi is so cool, step on me]

[Mama]

[A reverse kill already? Where’s the process?]

Yeah, where’s the process? Where’s the part where I get beaten up?

The fight started out messy.

Jiang Jian Yue thought it would get recorded, but it jumped straight to the reverse kill.

Her dignity wasn’t lost.

“Impossible! What… exactly are you?!”

Takeyama’s last dying line, like a minor villain.

[I’m just a passing Carmen here to fight]

[Damn, these Insect Blade segments are disgusting]

[It’s clearly cool, okay?]

[Is there anything cool about insects?]

Right, brother, I also think Insect Blade is a bit gross.

Jiang Jian Yue liked that bullet comment.

[Does anyone think this looks like the blade tip bug’s Insect Blade?]

[It does a little]

[Emi-chan seems hurt]

[What’s she saying?]

[Bring in a lip-reading master]

[Even at level ten lip-reading, it’s impossible]

This scene used several time disorder shots, since Jiang Jian Yue had already received the call after returning home.

Well… But cutting it this way makes it more tense.

In episode five, Yuki Asahi is easily fired up by two sentences from Jiang Jian Yue and says lines a hot-blooded protagonist should say, ending the episode.

I originally intended to shut it off, but didn’t expect a small segment after the ED.

“Takeyama died?”

In an alley, a burly man wearing an oni mask wiped blood from his fist. On the ground lay an office worker with his skull burst open.

From the shadow behind him, a faint reply sounded:

“Yes.”

“Reaction shouldn’t be that fast.”

The oni mask man sounded puzzled.

“We misjudged the government’s determination! Hurry, give up on secret assassinations!”

Ah, did I inadvertently cause something to happen?

Boom!

As Jiang Jian Yue was thinking, she heard a distant explosion outside.

She went to the floor-to-ceiling window of the terrace, lifted the curtain, and saw a fireball rising in the night sky.

This… This shouldn’t be my fault, right?

She shrank back into the chair, put her headphones on again—well, at this point, time to watch some secondary creations.

By episode five, was showing signs of becoming a hit, with bigger anime info uploaders starting to recommend it.

But Jiang Jian Yue didn’t like watching those info uploaders; she preferred dumb meme edits and small creators’ plot analysis.

Tch… This kid is pitiful too. So evil~

So badly made.

Why is there so much SEX material!?

<[Machine Commentary]Light Extinguishers VS Tokushu Jishou Taiou Honbu, Image One Doomed Tower>

I watched this episode. T won.

Damn, can AI be trained with so few of my lines?

Not bro?

A leader who can protect team members even after being hit by an M230 Autocannon is Group Leader Jian.

Hmm? This one’s interesting, even I don’t know what was said.

Clicking on the just-updated video, it started with a poem-style AI voice, then spent dozens of seconds on useless intro, claiming the host was a lip-reading master.

Then, with a serious face, it analyzed that Jiang Jian Yue’s mouth shape was: call, me, mama.

Why is it you again?

Seeing this, Jiang Jian Yue slammed ESC to exit, making sure to remember this brat.

She didn’t have a trace of a loli mom attribute, so how did this freak get attached?

Is 158 centimeters even considered a loli?

Does my personality have motherly vibes? Bastard!

People who randomly tag like this deserve to be Point Tag Toilet Punished!