Chu Fan couldn’t figure it out.
No matter how much he thought about it, it just didn’t make sense.
Among everyone around him, the most calculating was undoubtedly Shen Yuying, the most hardworking was Chen Qianchi, and the one who could eat the most was definitely Su Xiaotang.
The one with the most meticulous mind was Lin Anlan.
The gentlest, the one who understood him best, the most beautiful, and the one who was most considerate of him was Liang Yixue.
So why was it that this gorilla had the best body!?
It was perfectly incomprehensible.
Her strength was greater than ten gorillas combined, and her height was an entire head taller than the 185 cm Chu Fan, making her look like a damn giant.
And yet, she had the best figure?
How did that work!?
Did a body-refinement cultivator’s physique actually get better once they reached the limit?
He had never heard of such a thing!
The more he thought about it, the more wrong it felt.
Chu Fan had always believed in his heart that Liang Yixue and Dongfang Qingwei were two extremes.
One was gentle, meticulous, dignified, and elegant.
She could do the laundry, cook, massage your shoulders, and rub your legs.
She could sense your every little emotion and would coax you.
She even had her own little mischievous side.
As for cursing, she didn’t even know any foul words, let alone how to fight.
What about the other one?
She was stronger than an ox.
Every time she opened her mouth, she was cursing, and every time she raised her hand, she was looking for a fight.
She only drank liquor and only ate meat, acting like a damn mountain brigand.
And yet, the two of them were actually best friends!?
What happened to “birds of a feather flock together”!?
Or could it be… that Dongfang Qingwei was actually Liang Yixue’s pet!?
Or a spirit beast!?
A stand or something!?
Chu Fan simply couldn’t understand!
Right now, he was truly stuck in a dilemma.
The red robe, known as the Crimson Sky Incineration, was a garment he had specifically refined for Dongfang Qingwei.
This was because Dongfang Qingwei’s fighting style was very unique.
She didn’t use any weapons.
She solved every fight with her fists alone.
Combined with her freakishly tall stature, that was why Chu Fan called her a gorilla.
The Crimson Sky Incineration was a protective artifact perfectly suited for her.
It could multiply the wearer’s physical strength several times over while also enhancing their attacks.
It was a high-grade artifact that integrated both offense and defense, an absolute match for Dongfang Qingwei.
As for how to repair it, he was the only one who knew how.
But now, to sew the clothes, he had to open his eyes.
And Dongfang Qingwei was right there next to him!
She was wearing nothing but a camisole!
How could there be such an… indescribable figure in this world!?
Chu Fan felt as though they were bigger than his own head.
And what was the deal with that stomach?
Wasn’t she a body-refinement cultivator?
Why didn’t she have blocky abs?
Instead, she had those beautiful, toned lines.
Despite being a cultivator who had reached the peak of body refinement, Chu Fan couldn’t see a single trace of coarse muscle on her.
Instead, there were only smooth, aesthetic lines.
He could clearly see muscles on Chen Qianchi’s arms, so was this girl really a body-refinement cultivator!?
Was she truly born with divine strength!?
Was she really a gorilla!?
Or some kind of human-hybrid!?
The Darwin Incident!?
No, no, no.
‘Calm down. You need to stay calm, Chu Fan.’
‘You already have a new identity; you’re a married man now. You absolutely cannot be led astray by these worldly beauties. Besides, that’s just a gorilla.’
‘Right, she’s a gorilla.’
‘How could a human feel lust toward a gorilla? Even if she is admittedly good-looking, she’s still a gorilla, not a human!’
‘Right, open your eyes, Chu Fan.’
‘You can do this. Open your eyes, finish sewing the clothes, and then you can take the scroll and this world-class thug back with you.’
Slowly, Chu Fan opened his eyes.
Looking at the Crimson Sky Incineration in his hands, the corners of his mouth curled into a slight smile.
But in the next moment, his smile froze.
He saw Dongfang Qingwei sitting cross-legged on the ground in front of him, wearing only her camisole, looking up at him with a grin.
She pressed two fingers together, swiped them past her brow in a salute, and greeted him.
“Yo.”
“Ah!”
Chu Fan let out a startled cry and squeezed his eyes shut again.
Seeing this, Dongfang Qingwei’s brow arched, and the corners of her mouth curled up into a wicked smile.
She first scooted forward a few times until she was sitting right in front of Chu Fan’s legs.
Then, she rested her forearms lightly on his thighs.
“What’s wrong, Brother Chu Fan~? Weren’t you going to help me sew my clothes~?”
Dongfang Qingwei looked up at Chu Fan’s tightly shut face and asked in a deliberately cloying voice.
“Put your clothes on!”
“Oh my~ Big Brother~ Is Sister Xue the only one in your heart~? How could you have any improper thoughts about a gorilla like me~?”
Dongfang Qingwei began to escalate.
She even pressed her face against Chu Fan’s thigh.
With every word she spoke, her cheek grazed the skin of his leg, making the tips of his ears turn even redder as a few drops of cold sweat rolled down his face.
“All is empty, all is empty…”
Chu Fan began to mutter under his breath.
He desperately tried to recall Liang Yixue’s face and their happy memories together to remind himself of his principles.
He was a Pure Love Warrior!
He would never cuckold anyone, nor would he be cuckolded!
But Dongfang Qingwei, leaning against his leg, refused to let him off.
She rested against him and spoke with exaggerated lip movements.
“Hehe~ You say all is empty, yet your eyes are tightly shut. If you opened them and looked at me, I don’t believe your heart would be empty~”
“Believe whatever the hell you want!”
“You don’t even dare to open your eyes to look at me, yet you talk about everything being empty~”
Unable to take the provocation, Chu Fan slowly opened his eyes.
A moment later, he felt a rush of heat to his head, and a metallic, rusty taste suddenly filled his mouth.
“Pfft!”
Dongfang Qingwei couldn’t hold back her laughter—it was a blatant, mocking laugh.
Confused, Chu Fan raised a hand to wipe his nose.
When he looked down, he saw his hand was covered in blood.
Unquestionably, it was a nosebleed.
Suddenly, Dongfang Qingwei seemed to spot something.
She raised an eyebrow and teased, “My respected Valley Master’s Consort, your pants don’t seem to fit very well. Why is there such a bulge?”
Chu Fan followed her gaze downward and saw a truly embarrassing sight.
He instantly covered himself and pushed Dongfang Qingwei away.
He spun around, dove onto the bed, and pulled the blanket over his head.
“I’m not sewing it anymore! Go find whoever you want!”
Dongfang Qingwei blinked in confusion for a moment before laughing and jumping onto the bed after him.
Lying next to Chu Fan, she propped herself up on her elbows with her head in her hands, her lower legs swaying back and forth behind her.
She giggled, “What’s wrong, Saint Chu? Did you lose your temper already?”
There was no sound.
“Hey, Chu Fan?”
The room remained silent.
Annoyed, Dongfang Qingwei treated Chu Fan like a body pillow again and started shaking him back and forth.
“Aya, talk to me! Hurry up and talk to me, talk to me, talk to me!”
Chu Fan remained silent.
Dongfang Qingwei ran out of tricks.
She let go of him and sighed.
“Fine, I’ll go put on some clothes. Is that better?”
Chu Fan still didn’t answer her, but this time, he reached out a hand and gestured for her to go get dressed immediately.
When Dongfang Qingwei finished dressing, Chu Fan regretted it.
Because she had owned the Crimson Sky Incineration, she hadn’t worn anything else and naturally hadn’t bought any new clothes.
Therefore, the clothes Dongfang Qingwei had put on were from three years ago.
And in these past three years, her figure had clearly become much more developed.
As for how Chu Fan noticed…
The clothes from three years ago were so tight on her that there was no difference between them and a bodysuit—no, they looked like erotic lingerie.
They were so tight that they dug into her skin.
‘Darn it… she’s even sexier now…’