Encounter trouble, sleep it off.
Escaping won’t change the situation, but it can make one feel a bit better when misfortune arrives.
“Hmm. Because I made a video call to Chen Wenwen at 3 PM to clear up a misunderstanding, but unfortunately her little sister saw it, which caused the favorability score to drop from 20 to 19. Feeling down, Su Moli slept straight from 3 PM to 11:30 PM.”
【Dear Miss, it’s time to get up.】
“Hmm? Is that the System?”
【Yes, I’m honored that you still remember me after all this time.】
“In that case, don’t disturb my sleep. You know how bad my morning mood is.”
“Ha.”
Lying in bed, Su Moli closed her eyes and fibbed to the warning System, but her sleepy, soft voice didn’t sound threatening at all.
Instead, it came off as coquettish and cute.
How many steps does it take for a human to wake up?
Su Moli had no idea how others got out of bed.
Ever since she became a beautiful girl and didn’t have to work, she turned off all three alarms on her phone.
She would always wake naturally, then spend half an hour stretching, straightening, twisting, and turning in bed.
Only then would she reluctantly stretch out her hand from the warm blanket into the cold 16°C air-conditioned room, blindly feel around for her phone on the bed.
What’s the first thing she did after grabbing the phone?
The answer was to close her eyes again.
As a strong light flashed, Su Moli immediately closed her eyes, waited a moment, then slowly opened them to check the time.
It was already 11 PM.
In that case, she decided to go back to sleep ♣
[???]
Half an hour later, Su Moli, originally planning to curl up in bed and scroll through her phone to watch some ecchi content, suddenly felt a sharp urge to pee.
The huge sense of urgency made her drop the phone, pull her hand away from the teddy bear, hastily grab a large white T-shirt from the bedside, throw it on, and rush to the bathroom.
【Uncle really is an uncle. Even after turning into a beautiful girl, he’s still so sloppy.】
The Zayu System seized the opportunity to criticize, hoping to rekindle the host’s fighting spirit and prevent her from getting discouraged just because her favorability dropped a little.
“Hmph~ I’m not like those BLB transformation novel protagonists. They’re always set up as thirty-something uncles or at least adults already in society, but after transmigrating into girls, their brains turn back into those silly, innocent junior high schoolers.”
“Besides, this is my true self, okay?”
“I worked for over ten years, and finally turned into a beautiful girl. Can’t I just enjoy it a bit?”
After finishing in the bathroom, Su Moli argued inwardly with the System.
Sleepy-eyed, she walked to the mirror and looked at her disheveled appearance: an oversized T-shirt hanging loosely like pajamas, slipping off one shoulder to reveal a fair, fragrant shoulder.
Her jet-black, silky long hair cascaded down her back like a waterfall, with a few stubborn cowlicks sticking up on top.
That sloppy look, combined with her exquisite face, instantly made her a cute, pajama-wearing beauty.
【Can you stop being so vain?】
“By the way, I look so sexy like this~”
Because she was about to wash her face, Su Moli bent over the sink, cupped water in her hands, and suddenly noticed that the large T-shirt she bought on Pinduoduo for just 20 yuan—a size for someone 250 jin—had such a big neckline that when she bent over, her gaze could pass straight through and see her disposable, gray-white underwear costing just 1.5 yuan.
Here we go.
【Can you stop leering at yourself like some pervert?】
“No, no. You don’t get it. If this were in a novel, this would be the fanservice chapter that readers love the most.”
“You know, in transformation novels, this part is a must-experience.”
After explaining this to the System in her heart, Su Moli spent another ten minutes admiring her body before finally snapping into sage mode and stepping out of the bathroom.
“By the way, System, what should I do next?”
Since she was still half asleep and her brain foggy, Su Moli gave up thinking and asked the System directly.
【You should probably eat first. After all, you haven’t eaten for almost ten hours. To avoid getting stomach problems, you need to replenish your energy.】
“Thanks, System-chan, you’re so helpful.”
“If only you could become a high-school girl big-breasted expressionless maid and take care of my daily life.”
“Better yet, marry me and become my wife.”
【I’m not a wish-granting machine.】
【This is also the first time I’ve felt such greasy vibes from a transformation novel host.】
“Haha, what’s for breakfast?”
Ignoring the System’s last sarcastic comment, Su Moli sleepily strolled to the living room, then the kitchen.
Looking at the thick layer of dust on the appliances that hadn’t been touched for days, she decisively chose to use the Student Dormitory Electric Pot.
That small electric pot used in student dorms could function both as a pot and a bowl, so after eating, there would be fewer dishes to wash.
【You’re lazy beyond belief.】
“What should I eat?”
Su Moli rummaged through eggs and vegetables in the fridge, finding everything too troublesome.
If she wanted boiled eggs, she’d have to boil water and cook for over ten minutes.
Too much hassle.
Making scrambled eggs required oil and another bowl to beat the eggs, meaning more washing.
Also too much trouble.
Vegetables were even more of a headache: wash them clean by hand, heat oil in a pan, stir-fry without burning, and then add seasonings in just the right amounts.
Too complicated!
So, Su Moli just boiled water and grabbed two packs of Weiwei Soy Milk from the supermarket downstairs, planning to just stir and drink.
That would have to do.
【Are you still human?】
“I’m a beautiful girl.”
Hearing the System’s question, Su Moli proudly puffed out her chest.
Glug glug~
As the electric pot heated up, the water boiled in less than four minutes.
She mixed in the soy milk powder and was ready to eat.
But sitting at the dining table, Su Moli pouted unhappily, annoyed that the pot couldn’t cool down instantly so she could drink the soy milk powder right away.
“I might as well buy some bread and milk. Then I just have to open the package and eat, no waiting for it to cool.”
For the sake of her future happy life, Su Moli decided to buy some bread on Pinduoduo.
Of course, she would buy the end-piece bread to save money.
Although she wasn’t short on money now, her lifelong goal was to return to the Rural Area and live a laid-back life, so even if it was just for show, she wanted to maintain a frugal image.
After all, sometimes people lie so much, they start to believe their own lies.
[(……]
Seeing the host’s laziness escalate to the point that she might need help just to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, and brush her teeth, the System was at a loss for words.
“By the way, after turning into a girl, some things feel really troublesome.”
“For example, no matter what I do, I keep pulling my hair. When going to the bathroom, I have to tie my hair up so it doesn’t fall in and get dirty.”
“Oh, speaking of the bathroom, I noticed that a girl’s front and back are very close. Every time I use toilet paper, I have to wipe from front to back, not the other way around, or else……”
【Enough! Can you please not talk about this stuff while eating?!】
【Can you be a proper beautiful girl who’s sweet, clean, and adorable?】
Having endured Su Moli’s endless chatter, the System finally snapped and scolded her.
“Huh? I thought we were close friends since you’ve seen me naked all over and we talk like this all the time……”
“Wuwu…If you don’t like it, I won’t do it anymore. Please don’t be mad at me, okay?”
Hearing the System scold her, Su Moli immediately lowered her head, looking pitiful as she apologized, begging for forgiveness.
【…Alright~_~ Who else am I but your System?】
“Yay!”
Su Moli grinned, flashing a cheeky peace sign.
【Damn!】
Because she realized every transformation novel had a chapter showcasing the protagonist’s body and food, she added this one to make up for it.
Hope you all enjoy it (Uncle).