She is a living hell; anyone involved inevitably gets affected.
【The girl mistakenly thinks she did something wrong because you rejected her, making you angry, so she wants to apologize and beg for your forgiveness.】
【Because your casual gift of a thousand yuan is almost a month’s food expense for their family of three. To care for her younger sister, who is stunted due to long-term malnutrition, she uses milk to supplement nutrition.】
【She’s willing to give everything?】
“I give up. If only people could communicate directly through thoughts, there wouldn’t be so many misunderstandings.”
“Uh…never mind. Then my love for weird XP things would be exposed, wouldn’t it?”
Lying naked on the bed, wrapped up like a meat egg roll in the quilt because the air conditioner was set to 16°C, Su Moli acted as the meat filling.
Her originally cheerful expression suddenly darkened.
Sighing wearily, the hand holding the phone drooped down helplessly.
Although she understood that misunderstandings always existed in the human world, no matter how close relatives were—constantly video calling each other online—once they lived together, trivial things like who bought more groceries, who bought the toilet paper, cooking oil, seasoning, or who showered and did laundry more often, would cause suspicion.
Eventually, it would develop into a surface-level harmony hiding a bunch of petty grudges.
Still, Su Moli sincerely wished that communication between people could be a little more honest—ideally as transparent as if no one wore clothes at all.
【Please don’t distort the meaning of the idiom itself.】
“Tch~ don’t interrupt. I’m seriously thinking about how to resolve this misunderstanding.”
Wrapped in the quilt, tossing and turning in bed, Su Moli stuck out her pink little tongue at the system in displeasure, closed her eyes, and pondered carefully on how to cleverly dissolve this misunderstanding.
Two minutes…
Three minutes…
Alright~_~, lying in the air-conditioned room, completely turned into an idiot, Su Moli didn’t want to use her brain at all.
She had become a giant lazy worm, unwilling even to crawl the mere meter to the desk to get food.
She could only wiggle her body like a worm to get there.
If there were any crisis that could snap Su Moli out of this laziness, it would have to be a super urgent emergency alert—like the kind that says the outside world is on the brink of disaster.
【Please, stop polluting words, okay?】
She could hold her pee for three or four hours straight until her bladder was about to burst, only reluctantly getting up to go to the bathroom then.
【OK, we know you’re a senior-level lazy cancer patient with three Crowns, four Suns, three Moons, and three Stars☆.】
【Now, can you stop being proud of your late-stage laziness and use that clever little brain of yours to figure out how to resolve the misunderstanding and increase intimacy, please? Sister~】
Fine, since the system called her sister, what was there left to say?
Su Moli sincerely activated her heart and immediately typed a reply.
【Actually, the reason I didn’t come is simple—I’m not mad at you.】
【I was out for a long time, sweating all over. I finally finished showering and came into the air-conditioned room where there are spicy strips, cola, and chips.】
【Then, my favorite “Bazhudao” updated, so I stripped completely naked and wanted to binge the new episodes.】
【But I was only halfway through when you messaged me, and just thinking about going out in this hot summer made my laziness flare up—I really didn’t want to go to tutoring.】
【So in short, I’m not mad at you. I’m just simply too lazy. Please don’t misunderstand.】
“Phew~ Done~”
After typing out the whole message at once, Su Moli happily let out a long breath.
She didn’t know what effect this would have on a 16-year-old high school girl, but at least her own heart felt relieved.
【How selfish are you?】
Rather than wronging herself, she’d rather torment others.
Got it?
“!…………………………………………..
In the modest living room, Chen Wenwen anxiously awaited a reply, her mind racing over whether she had done something wrong or if she simply wasn’t worth that thousand yuan.
Had the other party found a better tutor and was trying to test her or ask for a refund?
After a long wait, Chen Wenwen saw the long text from Su Moli and her brain instantly froze, smoke pouring out of her ears.
Normally, people would politely say they had something going on and couldn’t come, right?
Why was Su Moli so honest and detailed, describing the entire sensory experience?
And why would anyone admit to being naked in bed watching anime?
By the way, what is “Bazhudao”?
As a top student and class monitor who also acted as the family’s caretaker, Chen Wenwen had heard about this anime from classmates.
It was apparently a fiery series, very exciting, but a little risqué.
However, she had only an impression of it and hadn’t actually watched it.
“Should I take a look?”
To better understand her benefactor’s daily needs, Chen Wenwen nervously searched on her phone’s browser.
In less than a minute, she found a streaming link and clicked it.
But as soon as she saw the suggestive and straightforward content, she immediately closed the phone in shock.
As a good student, Chen Wenwen firmly refused to watch this kind of lewd anime.
“Sis, what’s wrong? You look so hot.”
“Want to come sit here and share the fan?”
Seeing her sister sitting alone in the hot living room, Chen Shishi felt sorry and brought over the fan, hoping to share it and save on electricity while both of them felt comfortable.
“Uh…you go ahead and use it yourself. I’m not hot.”
Noticing her little sister approaching, Chen Wenwen quickly dodged to the side, wanting to protect her sister’s innocence and refusing to let her see what was on the phone.
“Huh? Sis, why are you hiding from me?”
“Nothing…I’m just chatting about some important stuff. You go do your homework.”
“Oh, okay~ (ówè).”
Although she didn’t understand why her usually caring sister was acting so strangely, Chen Shishi obediently sat in front of the fan alone, mouth open, eyes closed, enjoying the cool breeze through her hair.
“What’s going on?”
“Why hasn’t she replied yet?”
“Does she not believe me?”
“This is outrageous! Must I use my ultimate move?”
Frustrated that Chen Wenwen hadn’t replied for so long despite her honest confession, Su Moli pouted in anger.
Since words alone weren’t enough, she decided to send a video call.
6:36.
Calling…
“Beep beep beep~ beep beep beep~”
After her sister left, Chen Wenwen finally relaxed and opened her phone, about to close the video call screen when suddenly QQ rang with an incoming video call from Su Moli.
Should she answer?
Hesitant but reminded that this was her benefactor, Chen Wenwen steeled herself and accepted.
“Hello, good afternoon.”
“See? I wasn’t lying. I’m really lying in bed, too comfortable to move, that’s why I didn’t come.”
“It’s not because I dislike you or anything. Please don’t misunderstand, okay? Meow~”
Lying on the bed, naked but wrapped in the quilt like a meat roll, Su Moli propped herself up on her hands, holding the phone to her face with an innocent look.
To clear up the misunderstanding, she even reluctantly meowed once.
At that moment, Chen Wenwen sat on the sofa, staring at the phone screen’s risqué scene, feeling as if struck by lightning.
Her eyes wide open, mouth agape big enough to fit a whole egg.
Her previously sharp mind—able to easily score over 140 in math—completely crashed and smoked.
Because in her sixteen years of life, she had never encountered a scene like this and had no frame of reference.
Her system simply froze.
“Ah?! Sis! Who’s the girl on your phone? Is that Meichuan Yi Fu?!”
Even more despairing, her usually obedient little sister quietly approached behind Chen Wenwen and shouted out in surprise.
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