My Secret Crush is a Part-Time Hitman

Eighteen-year-old Xie Qiaoqiao is a university student by day, monster-hunting killer by night.

While disposing of a monster corpse, she runs into her neighbor—the pale, overworked genius Zhang Xueji.

Before she can explain, he’s pulling up a “How to Destroy a Corpse” video, grabbing her hand with teary eyes. “I know you have your reasons. Let me help!”

She insists, “It’s not human—”

“I’m tall. I can block the cameras!”

He’s already crying harder. “Burning’s best… I’ll start the fire… Don’t be afraid, I’ll protect you!”

To her, Zhang Xueji is like a dog—clingy, energetic, pitiful, and unashamed in his love.

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On Red Light Street, Jiang Musong spots a breathtaking Alpha selling himself.

“Do you want to come with me?”

Qiao Xiran smiles and spins a sob story. The young Omega pops a candy, pats his chest, and murmurs, “Don’t cry. Use my card later.”