Description
Every time a murder happens in the capital, a pale, gorgeous boy appears, coughing up blood while dropping scandalous gossip like:
“Cough, cough, isn’t this Brother Pang? Didn’t he skip class to catch his wife cheating?”
The Court officials: “???”
‘Is he the King of Hell? Everyone connected to him dies!’
But while they panic, Shen Weimu just lies weakly on the side, sipping tea, nibbling pastries, and watching the investigation.
Then one day, when the officials are ambushed, Shen Weimu rises, coughs dramatically… and proceeds to smash twenty bandits’ skulls with a leftover pig bone.
The Court: “Ω_Ω!”
Turns out, he’s actually the reincarnated Demon Lord—reborn as an NPC gossip machine.
Eat well, gossip better, solve murders.
