“General Little Yu is a big idiot!”
While rushing to the South District with dark circles under his eyes, Fang Wei followed Zhuge Yu’s example and launched a vicious personal attack.
Last night, he had met General Little Yu’s parents and sister.
The family of four had warmly hosted him, an outsider, for dinner before Fang Wei took his leave.
Upon returning home, he received a phone call from Qi Qiangcao.
By the middle of the night, things had escalated into him video calling Qi Qiangcao while typing messages to Xia Yuanhua.
Just as he hung up, he received a voice message from Zhuge Yu.
After chatting with three women until midnight, he ended up in a marathon voice call with Zhuge Yu after she got home, during which she did absolutely nothing to eliminate Weirdos.
Consequently, Fang Wei had a complete breakdown.
This was the last normal Magical Girl in his hands!
She was the only one who actually cleared out demonic beasts, fought Weirdos, and had even dismantled the old Kaxiu organization.
‘Where is your Magical Girl spirit? Did you lose it 500 years ago?’
After pondering for half the night, he simply connected with several intelligence-specialist cadres of the organization and launched a sophisticated seminar.
They analyzed how Zhuge Yu was bullied before becoming a Magical Girl, bullied after becoming a Magical Girl, bullied after destroying the Kaxiu organization, and bullied even after becoming the shadow ruler of Nantong City…
‘Sister, why are you always being bullied?’
Yes, that was exactly where the problem lay.
That girl was someone who had been marginalized and mistreated since childhood.
Her desk was stuffed with trash, dead rats were planted in her bag, rumors were spread about her, and she was looked down upon because her parents worked in scrap recycling.
Before becoming a Magical Girl, she was utterly powerless against these attacks.
Therefore, her only way to resist the bullying was to constantly raise her own moral standards, sanctifying herself and repeatedly telling herself, “It’s not that you won’t accept me, it’s that I don’t want to associate with your kind.”
Even after becoming a Magical Girl and gaining immense power, this mindset reflected in her identity as a hero.
It was her only source of self-validation.
This sense of identity drove her to tear through the entire old organization and slaughter demonic beasts like chickens.
At the same time, it bound her with a strict moral code.
Otherwise, wouldn’t it have been easier to just kill all the bullies?
In other words, she cared too much about her dignity.
Then, a cadre raised a question.
“Lord Black Owl, Lord Black Owl, if this child cares so much about her profession as a Magical Girl, why didn’t she head out yesterday?”
Well, well, well—it was because she found a new source of validation and someone to rely on.
Fang Wei felt like dying.
‘In what era is being “nice” still the meta answer?’
‘Doesn’t she know that in a normal situation, taking a girl out to eat and spend money just gets you labeled a simp?’
‘Does any simp actually believe that spending money on girls yields a return?’
“Sorry, brothers, this one’s on me. I really didn’t know I could grind her affection level just by doing that.”
Fang Wei bowed to the various cadres, expressing that his execution this time was flawed.
On the bright side, although Zhuge Yu’s reliance had shifted from her career to him, she hadn’t turned into a total “love-brain” yet.
She hadn’t tried to steal Qi Qiangcao’s boyfriend, right?
Being able to keep the strongest Magical Girl in Nantong City by his side was Fang Wei’s greatest achievement.
The cadres all clapped and cheered, shouting that he was the man.
Then, they told him to deal with the messy situation between the Level 5 Landmine Girl and the strongest Magical Girl himself before hanging up.
He had been cut off by his own organization’s cadres…
After a series of headaches, at least he still had Xia Yuanhua’s mother.
The task he had assigned to Si Chen finally bore fruit.
After obtaining the data on Xia Yuanhua’s parents and grandparents, it just so happened that Xia Yuanhua invited him to meet tonight.
It was a date invitation from a Magical Girl sister!
Of course, Fang Wei couldn’t just go on a simple date with these women.
Lest anyone forget, his actual job was hypnosis and healing.
If he spent every day dating, wouldn’t he just be a rental boyfriend?
Therefore—today, during his date with Xia Yuanhua’s mother, he was going to trigger a terrifying attack by an evil organization.
Jie jie jie jie…
Once Lord Black Owl’s Weirdo subordinates released a demonic beast, the retired Magical Girl Xia Yuanhua would surely step forward to save him.
That way, she could once again experience the sense of accomplishment and value that came with being a Magical Girl.
Meanwhile, Fang Wei only needed to pull some strings from behind the scenes to rescue Xia Yuanhua from her original family.
From then on, Xia Yuanhua’s heart would be as free as a bird in the sky.
Once all this was done, he could peacefully collect his ten million development fee and the dividend with Old Chen.
— Such a perfect plan, please cheer for me, applaud me.
The bus wobbled and arrived at the stop closest to the mall, finally allowing him to escape the nauseating smell inside.
Before meeting Xia Yuanhua, Fang Wei quietly dialed his subordinate, the Fox Weirdo.
As he said, a terrorist attack had to be triggered today.
The scale couldn’t be too large, or it would attract other Magical Girls, but it couldn’t be too small, or the police would clear it up before Xia Yuanhua could act.
This was where a Weirdo in the organization specialized in breeding demonic beasts came in handy.
Her code name was Fox Weirdo, and her real name was Zayue Jiu.
She was the recognized “Pokemon Master” of the new Kaxiu organization.
Although Fang Wei, who had dabbled in the game, believed that if all you did was pump demonic beasts with hypnotic potions, pink aphrodisiacs, lethargic tea, and meth, it probably didn’t count as breeding.
It was just mental manipulation.
What happened to the beasts that failed the manipulation? You see, that cat-like demonic beast has nine lives.
What a coincidence, my truck happens to have nine wheels too.
Ahem.
Mainly, demonic beasts had no human rights and certainly no animal protection.
Besides, this kind of behavior was quite looked down upon even within the Kaxiu organization.
More importantly, the Fox Weirdo hid under a black hood all day, acting extremely mysterious.
When cadres or Weirdos came to buy beasts from her, she would put on a cold, Uchiha-like expression.
She wouldn’t sell to ugly Weirdos, she wouldn’t sell to Weirdos she didn’t like, and she definitely wouldn’t sell to those she had beef with.
If you wanted to buy, you had to have the courage to be fleeced.
“Industry monopoly”?
If you don’t like it, go buy your beasts from someone else.
An industry monopoly was how the Fox Weirdo made her fortune.
As the organization’s strongest demonic beast breeder, even the top cadre-level leaders of the Kaxiu organization had to give her some face.
As a result, this young and arrogant girl looked down on everyone.
Fang Wei took out his spare phone and dialed the contact labeled “Haji-Fox.”
A sexy female voice immediately came through the earpiece.
“Lord Black Owl, ho-oh, ho-oh, ho-ho-ho-ho—”
Fang Wei:
“???”
What on earth was that sound?
“Ah… ah! Lord Black Owl? Has the call connected? Ahem. Reporting, Lord, Fox Weirdo is standing by.”
‘Actually, I’m more curious about what you were doing just now…’
‘Did I interrupt you using Splash?’
Yes, despite the lengthy introduction, this Fox Weirdo—or rather, Zayue Jiu—was actually a distinguished premium member of the Kaxiu organization’s “Wanting to be Hypnotized by Lord Black Owl into Star M Pig Fan Club.”
Regarding this, Fang Wei, who had once lurked in that group chat and was so terrified that he deleted his account overnight, could only use the sweating-man emoji.
‘You Weirdos are so repressed.’
Thankfully, his good brother Old Chen wasn’t some distinguished premium member, otherwise, he would be truly doomed.