Chapter 22: This Game Doesn’t Even Censor Anything!

Leaf Zhi froze for a moment, then shook his head in denial.

No, there’s nothing wrong with the magic itself. The problem lies in the way you use it.

The reason behind it was too complicated to explain.

To a local who grew up with the worldview of Ailtia, it would sound more like a story.

When more players arrive in Ailtia in the future, you’ll naturally get new answers.

This was all Leaf Zhi could say in reply.

Xiao Ming sat at the edge of the God Statue’s base, and at those words, he curled his lips.

What kind of prosperous otherworld is this?

The humans it cultivates are so bizarre, and you still think another world is better?

Leaf Zhi grabbed his tiny foot, only the size of a pinky, and lifted him up.

If you keep talking nonsense, I’ll turn you into the likeness of the Goddess Statue!

His voice was filled with danger.

Xiao Ming shivered all over.

You promised!

I agreed to act as the symbol totem for the game, but you can’t touch my main body!

He absolutely didn’t want to become a goddess!

For this, he was even willing to endure the backlash of new God authority!

The other party was breaking their word!

As everyone knows, the words of a black magician don’t count.

Leaf Zhi said with a smile.

Xiao Ming: !!!

Ignoring the orb of light that had received its new name and looked as if its world had collapsed.

Leaf Zhi tossed it upward, perfectly landing it in the hands of the Goddess Statue, cupped with water.

Having an old relic around is such a hassle. Anyway, it’s a mascot, so just stay inside the Church!

Remember to memorize the Key Words I gave you, and let eligible players learn the First Spell!

If you can’t even handle such a trivial matter, don’t bother keeping those extra brain cells!

Xiao Ming’s round body shrank, muttering softly.

Always using this trick to threaten…

Hm?

Xiao Ming instantly fell silent.

Leaf Zhi looked away, in a good mood.

He had finally pushed the job of activating skill points for players onto someone else.

One less thing to worry about. Comfortable!

Let’s go, let’s head outside and take a look.

He really couldn’t relax if the three players were left to run wild outside on their own.

He just felt like they’d cause him some unexpected trouble.

Reconstructing a body after death required expensive magic materials!

With the organization’s finances tight, they’d better have some sense.

There wasn’t much change outside the Church.

The only difference from when they’d entered was that the mud on the ground had been smoothed over.

There were a few black handprints added to the Church wall.

Hmm… and a bite mark.

Noisy sounds came from the northeast direction of the Church.

Leaf Zhi led Edegar over.

Turning the corner.

He saw a player with strangulation marks on his neck running down the street, holding the Newbie Suit that Edegar had specially found for them.

Ye Hui Fei sprinted toward Lin Xian, as free as the wind.

Bro Xiu, stop eating dirt!

Look, this game isn’t censored!

Hearing the voice, Lin Xian turned around.

Then spat the dirt from his mouth.

Ptooey!

Damn, it’s true!

He immediately tossed aside the unknown wild grass he was holding in both hands.

With a ‘swish,’ he pulled down his pants.

Gazing at his lower half, unbaptized by holy light, his eyes were filled with admiration.

This game gives real good stuff to the bros!

Ahahaha, Garbled Bro, look!

Lin Xian also joined the parade of naked, flying sprints.

Edegar:

….

Leaf Zhi:

…..

Leaf Zhi silently crushed a chunk of wall beside him.

If he had known players would act this shamelessly, he should have physically castrated them on the spot!

Or figured out a way to implant eyes that would automatically radiate holy light when they saw forbidden areas!

Leaf Zhi pressed his forehead in frustration.

It was all his fault.

Blame him for researching Necromantic Resurrection Magic at the start and designing human bodies based on his original standards.

When it shifted to the secondary Blood and Flesh Rebirth magic, the same trait was retained.

It wasn’t a defective gene; even when bestowed with Godly attributes, it wasn’t deliberately removed.

That’s how these two brats got the upper hand!

How embarrassing!

After a while.

Edegar spoke, his tone complex and awkward.

You said if you don’t understand the words, pretend you didn’t hear them. For behavior this outrageous, should I also pretend I didn’t see it?

Alright, now Leaf Zhi felt all his dignity was gone!

He really shouldn’t have admitted being from the same hometown as these two creatures!

No need.

Leaf Zhi lowered his hand from his face, speaking through clenched teeth.

Within the basic bounds of propriety and shame, we don’t have to be too lenient with them!

In this situation, let me show you how to deal with it!

Leaf Zhi quickly opened his game panel.

Besides the players, Leaf Zhi had assigned various panels to himself, Edegar, and the light orb Xiao Ming.

However.

Leaf Zhi’s identity carried Administrator Privileges as a GM, while the other two held NPC panels.

Leaf Zhi operated rapidly on the panel.

The next second, the game panels of Lin Xian and Ye Hui Fei popped up simultaneously.

[Warning: Due to your special behavior, Sanity Value minus 1!]

[Warning: Due to your special behavior, Sanity Value minus 1!]

[Warning: Due to your special behavior, Sanity Value minus 1!]

The two, leaping through the air, both crashed down with screams.

Damn!

What the heck!

The warning pop-ups appeared one after another.

When the two finally put on their pants, the pop-ups disappeared.

Their Sanity Values had both dropped to 89.

Lin Xian clutched his butt, which had split into four pieces from the fall.

What is this thing?

Ye Hui Fei grimaced in pain, struggling to sit up.

I don’t know either. Sanity Value minus 1?

This thing even pops up?

What’s it for?

He noticed a question mark in the upper right corner of the pop-up and clicked it.

[Notice! To ensure the mental and physical health of players and prevent confusion between game and reality.]

[Under the Gods specially uses the latest brain cortex activity monitoring to track the degree of confusion between reality and game for players, converting it into Sanity Value.]

[When Sanity Value reaches zero, Under the Gods will revoke the game account, and participation in closed beta selection within a major version will be forbidden!]

[May players return to life and game healthily!]

What the—, Sanity Value zero means instant account ban?!

Ye Hui Fei’s eyes widened in shock.

He knew the game felt incredibly real, prone to some accidents.

It was normal for the game company to take precautions.

But the punishment was way too harsh!

Lin Xian looked constipated.

This is too much…

The notice basically said his lower half couldn’t distinguish between reality and the game!

Was he really that fragile?

In defiance, Lin Xian tugged down his pants again.

[Warning: Due to your special behavior, Sanity Value minus 1!]

The warning popped up instantly.

He quickly pulled his pants up again.

Fortunately, the Sanity Value only dropped by one more point.

From then on, he didn’t dare joke with his account.

He hadn’t even enjoyed the game yet—he couldn’t get himself banned before leaving the newbie village!