“Hello…”
“Bang!”
In the shocked gaze of the Delivery Guy, Jiang Yin, wearing only a loose pajama, slammed the security door shut and locked three bolts in succession.
Sitting by the bed, she read the instructions three times before finally swallowing the pill with last night’s goji water, gradually feeling at ease.
The girl frowned, contemplating her future life.
She had indeed become a Magical Girl.
That was an undeniable fact.
The warm current from her heart wasn’t an illusion.
Even though the Magic Spell hadn’t awakened yet, she could confirm it through public information like the ‘Magic Girl Precautions and Important Notes’.
There’s no way I can go to work.
She hadn’t transmigrated; it was just a pure transformation, so her previous documents were completely useless.
Fortunately, her fingerprints didn’t seem to have changed, so there was no need to worry about the fingerprint locks on her phone or the security door.
But this still couldn’t prove her identity in a confidential situation, so there was no way she could return to the company.
Now she had to consider her future livelihood.
She couldn’t go to the Magical Girl Administration Bureau.
She had no intention of risking her life fighting monsters.
For someone who had been a thirty-year-old man experiencing a midlife crisis just the day before, living a quiet life was more important than anything.
So, she could only be a black household temporarily and find a way to solve her identity issue later.
“I’ve saved up 130,000 before, enough to last for a while, but without an identity, things like streaming are out of the question. Face recognition verification is impossible, so what kind of work can I do…”
“Writing novels? What was the Novel Account I opened before?”
It wasn’t that she was confident, but this was something she could really do.
She had no moral cleanliness; even if her writing was crap and the plot a mess, as long as the basic logic was there, the more benefits and ‘car scenes’ she wrote, the more she sent some borderline photos in the Fan Group and in the books, the more she could hype up the popularity as a beautiful girl writer.
At least she wouldn’t starve.
After surfing the Internet for so many years, she could still think of a few ways to monetize traffic.
“Seems like it might work.”
“In the short term, this is my only way. For now, I’ll just focus on building my career! Then I’ll find a way to solve the identity issue!”
Though she’d been a law-abiding youth all her life and her moral bottom line wasn’t high, she truly had no experience dealing with black household matters.
Even the methods suggested by AI couldn’t avoid the Public Security Bureau’s Police Officer.
Given her current situation…
She’d be exposed!
So, all she could do was stall for now.
Maybe after a few years, when Jiang Yin’s identity was declared missing or dead and all clues had disappeared, the current her could go to the Police Officer and cry, claim to be a younger sister or illegitimate daughter, and easily get a replacement ID?
“By then, I’ll definitely have to dye this white hair black first. Otherwise, it’s obvious at a glance.”
She jotted down her current thoughts in a small notebook, organizing her ideas while also preventing herself from forgetting.
“And then…”
“Bang bang bang.”
A sudden, forceful, and urgent knocking echoed from outside the door, startling the girl so much that her hair stood on end.
“No way, no way, could it be that the Delivery Guy had improper thoughts about me…”
She clenched her small fists, confirming that although her Magical Girl body hadn’t fully awakened, with her experience in brawls from her youth, she shouldn’t be afraid to fight one or two adult men in close combat.
She relaxed a bit.
“Bang bang bang!”
The knocking outside grew even more urgent.
Jiang Yin jumped off the gaming chair, tiptoed into the kitchen in ill-fitting slippers, and came back out holding a fruit knife.
She crept to the door, stood on tiptoe…
Couldn’t see.
“This is way too short…”
“BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!”
The person outside was clearly growing impatient.
The knocking became heavier and faster, making the girl even more anxious.
She had no choice but to move the shoe cabinet beside the door, stand on it to gain height, and push aside the cover of the peephole to peek out cautiously…
“Open up! If you don’t, we’ll break down the door!”
What did she see?
——Two hat-wearing uncles with righteous faces, and the same Delivery Guy from before.
Recalling the things she’d just bought and the Delivery Guy’s shocked expression at the time…
Jiang Yin wanted to slap herself.
Still stupid!
Why open the door to pick up the delivery?
She could have just sent a message to leave it at the door!
“Don’t! Don’t! Police Officer uncles, I’ll open the door right now!”
The girl hurriedly jumped down from the shoe cabinet, moved it aside, and cautiously opened the door.
Then, a large hand grabbed her and pulled her into a protective embrace.
She watched helplessly as another Police Officer, holding a badge in his left hand and a stun gun in his right, charged in, shouting as he ran.
“Don’t move! Sao Huang Squad!”
Jiang Yin: “…..”
This is too damn abstract!
“Um…”
“Don’t be afraid, little sister. We’re here to rescue you. Don’t worry, we’ll definitely bring the bad guys to justice!”
“If the incident is this severe, we can request the Armed Police Unit to be deployed for the arrest!”
“No.”
She forcefully pried off the hat-wearing uncle’s hand, her soft little face scrunching up like a bun in distress.
“But I’m the only one at home.”
“Huh?”
The middle-aged Police Officer clearly froze for a moment, his brain spinning, and subconsciously blurted out, “Did the tenant Jiang Yin abandon you and run away? Little sister, do you know which direction he escaped to?”
“No…”
Jiang Yin wanted to explain, but the young Police Officer who’d gone inside had already come back out.
“Sun, there’s no one inside, but I found traces of semen on the bed. It’s safe to say something happened last night…”
“STOP——!!!”
Jiang Yin couldn’t take it anymore!
If this kept going, her last bit of innocence would be destroyed!
“Little sister, what’s wrong?”
“Are you feeling unwell?”
The middle-aged Police Officer thought she was having a stress reaction and used the gentle voice he’d honed at home to comfort children, his voice almost hoarse.
But Jiang Yin didn’t dare let the two of them continue their wild guesses.
Otherwise, the entire District might end up on lockdown.
If this got dug up, it would be the black history of her lifetime!
——Do you know Magical Girl Jiang Yin?
——The one who caused a city-wide lockdown for flying solo!
If she didn’t die at the hands of monsters, she’d have no face left to live!
Even though she’d long since given up on living, she didn’t want to die with this kind of reputation!
When people transmigrate to another world, they at least tell friends to destroy their computer hard drives. But her case would become an urban legend!
It could be talked about for fifty years!
Worse, she might become cyber-immortalized on the Internet!
At that thought, the petite, white-haired, purple-eyed girl sighed helplessly and voluntarily pressed her wrists together, raising them in front of the middle-aged Police Officer.
“How about… you just cuff me and take me to the bureau first?”
“I’ll confess, but I demand confidentiality for some matters!”
“…..”
The two Police Officers looked at each other.
They’d caught in the act, they’d caught repeat offenders, and even those who resisted arrest in their years on the Sao Huang Squad.
But this was the first time they’d seen a pretty, underage girl voluntarily raise her hands and ask to be cuffed and taken away.
How are you so experienced?
At this age, can you even have a criminal record?