Investigating household registration is nowhere near as simple as checking a penguin accountโs real name; thereโs so much more involved, and you canโt get results in just a short time.
Chen Xiaoyan, still asleep under her covers, had no idea that Mu Qingxue had almost dug up all her ancestors for eighteen generations.
Because of this sleep, she felt particularly refreshed.
On the morning of the fourth, after breakfast, Chen Xiaoyan tossed the womenโs clothes from yesterday into the washing machine.
She had thought about those outfits all night and decided not to throw them away.
Why?
Had she become addicted to cross-dressing?
No!
Because yesterdayโs success in womenโs clothing gave Chen Xiaoyan a bold new idea.
Sheโd use those clothes again in the futureโno point wasting time buying new ones later.
Now is the age of information networks.
For a lady like Mu Qingxue, getting someoneโs personal information just takes a bit of moneyโor perhaps, with the Mu familyโs influence in Zhongzhou, she could manage it herself.
Chen Xiaoyan wasnโt a gambler.
The whole โlife and death are destined, wealth comes from Heavenโ idea didnโt work for her.
Leaving her fate to some vague, illusory luck and doing nothing at allโthat was just plain stupid.
She also wouldnโt bet on whether Mu Qingxue would get bored enough to investigate her.
That was beforeโwhen there was no other way.
Now that she had a solution, even if it wasnโt perfect, Chen Xiaoyan was determined to give it a try.
Chen Xiaoyan, Chen Xiaoyan.
She was deeply regretfulโwhy on earth had she blurted out her real name?
Now it was nearly impossible to patch things up.
All she could do was use the brother-sister story line.
And the siblings had to have a tragic backstory, and couldnโt even be biological siblings.
After all, there was no โChen Xiaoyanโ listed in the Chen familyโs household register. If she was going to fake it, she couldnโt leave the slightest flaw.
As for the tragic backstory, sheโd have to cook something up.
Tianxin Mountain, halfway up the slope, in a small courtyard.
Chen Xiaoyan stretched lazily, breathing in the fresh air from the game.
Not seeing each other for a day felt like three long autumns.
She immediately sent private messages to Mu Qingxue, Chongchong, and the others.
[Dao is Emptiness: What happened yesterday? You didnโt log in.]
[Chongchong: Sister Xiaoyan, welcome back! I was so bored without you yesterday.]
[Chongchong: Today you have to make it up to me!]
Seeing Liu Yueโs reply, Chen Xiaoyan realized she didnโt seem to have added her in real life (ps: author didnโt forget, right?).
[Chen Xiaoyan: Xiaoyue, something came up yesterday, so I couldnโt log in. By the way, send me your penguin account, Iโll add you after I go offline.]
[Dao is Emptiness: Sure, penguin number isโฆ]
[Dao is Emptiness: Was it something important? This is the first time you didnโt log in. You kind of scared me yesterday.]
[Chen Xiaoyan: Just a minor thing, it was all a false alarm. Howโs the recruitment for Sword Pavilion going?]
Seeing Chen Xiaoyan change the topic, Liu Yue didnโt press further.
[Dao is Emptiness: Everythingโs going smoothly.]
After chatting with Liu Yue for a while, Chen Xiaoyan closed the private message window.
Hmm, am I forgetting something?
Forget it, must not be important.
Chen Xiaoyan opened the friendsโ channel and saw that Mu Qingxue was online.
She was a bit puzzled.
She was clearly onlineโwhy no reply?
Maybe she was busy?
She teleported to the top of Tianxin Mountain, and as soon as she stepped out of the teleportation array, she saw Chongchong in front, cheeks puffed up like a little hamster.
โYouโve been waiting for me here?โ Chen Xiaoyan smiled and walked over.
โIโm not as cold as some peopleโafter waiting so long, I donโt even get a reply.โ
โAh? Hahaha,โ Chen Xiaoyan gave an awkward laugh.
Then she slapped her forehead as if having a sudden revelation and said, โNo wonder Iโve been feeling unsettled. Turns out I forgot to reply to our adorable Chongchong. Sigh, I really am hopeless.โ
โI donโt buy it,โ Chongchong rolled her eyes and hugged Chen Xiaoyanโs left arm, pouting. โI donโt care about anything elseโtoday, we have to go to the back mountain together!โ
โUhโฆโ Chen Xiaoyan hesitated.
โChongchong, but what about Sword Pavilionโฆ? Shouldnโt we go there?โ
โWeโll go tomorrow.โ
โThereโll be other things to do tomorrow.โ
โSister Xiaoyan, do you know how I spent yesterday? Lying on the floor in the little courtyard, staring at the sky, spacing out the whole day.โ
โAs compensation, we must go to the back mountain todayโeven Aunt Flo wonโt get in the way!โ
This time, Chongchong was unusually assertive.
Chen Xiaoyan was left dumbfounded.
She didnโt realize that, once you get used to someoneโs company, if they suddenly disappear one day, you find that nothing interests youโyour heart just feels empty.
Chongchong was in that kind of state.
โYou silly girl, even if Iโm not around, you should enjoy the game. Are you playing just because of me?โ
When Chen Xiaoyan heard that Chongchong spent all day zoning out yesterday, she playfully flicked her forehead.
Then, she headed for the back mountain.
โCome on, letโs slack off for today, but youโre not allowed to do this again.โ
โMm,โ Chongchong covered her forehead, voice as tiny as a mosquito.
Watching Chen Xiaoyanโs back, a strange light flashed in her eyes.
She had started playing Immortal Realm purely out of curiosity, to see what the worldโs first full-dive VRMMO was like.
But now, it was different.
Now, the best part of every day was logging in to see her, to hold her hand, and roam the ends of the earth together.
She wondered what kind of person she was in real life.
Lost in these thoughts, Chongchong quickly fell far behind.
By the time she snapped out of it, Chen Xiaoyan was nowhere to be seen.
โHonestly, Sister Xiaoyan doesnโt even wait for me,โ Chongchong complained, stomping her foot before using Gale Steps to dash quickly toward the back mountain.
Back Mountain Peach Blossom Grove.
Chen Xiaoyan inhaled the sweet fragrance of peach blossoms, the scent reminding her of the first time sheโd come here.
She grinned.
Then she lifted her leg and kicked the peach tree.
โStupid rabbit, your daddyโs here again!!!โ
Chen Xiaoyan didnโt hold backโTranscendence-level strength was not something mortals could match, and she almost broke the peach treeโs trunk with that kick.
The tree shook violently, scattering peach blossoms everywhere.
โSqueak squeak?โ
A group of pink-furred rabbits poked out their confused little heads.
โSister Xiaoyan, why did you run so fast?โ Chongchong had caught up, swift as the wind.
โChongchong, do you know about these pink-furred rabbits on the back mountain?โ
โI know, the sect has daily quests to clear out the wild beasts hereโIโve come to kill them once.โ
โOh? How did you do it the first time?โ Chen Xiaoyan was very curious.
โI caught one, pinned it to the ground, and punched it to death,โ Chongchong replied, swinging her fist the size of a sandbag in the airโa little demon queen full of violence.
โImpressive,โ Chen Xiaoyan gave a thumbs up, genuinely impressed.
Peopleโs constitutions really canโt be judged by the same standard.
She remembered the first timeโsheโd only used the tip of her Spring Breeze Umbrella to poke one to death, and then got chased by those rabbits all over the mountain.
โHehe, what about you, Sister Xiaoyan? How did you do the quest the first time?โ
โAhem,โ Chen Xiaoyan pretended to cough and then recounted the whole story of her first attempt at the quest.
Of course, the embarrassing bit about being chased across the mountain by rabbits was left out.
She changed it to โthere were too many enemies, so I had to make a tactical retreat.โ
Black history is best left buried in the dust of time.