Liya felt that her demon life was a joke.
As a rare sovereign among Demonkind in ten thousand years, she ruled with wisdom and resolve, uniting the Seven Demon Realms with astounding might, gathering the strongest Demon Lord’s Army in history, and then…
“Poopoo! Are you full? If you are, hurry back.”
“Guji~guji~”
By the stream near the Demon Lord’s castle, a pink “Poopoo Monster”—scientific name: Slime, also called Jelly Beast, Mucus Monster, Shapeshifter…was crawling with difficulty.
The Demon Lord, once filled with ambition, now wiggled on the ground like a reptile.
What a brutal fall from grace.
That’s right…Liya was defeated, and it was a miserable, undeniable defeat.
Her proud and powerful body was shattered before the Hero, surviving only by exploding into over eighteen hundred pieces when the Hero let his guard down, barely escaping his finishing blow.
After she fled, the situation within her clan turned upside down.
Throughout history, Demonkind only followed the victor—whoever won became the Demon Lord.
Now that she had lost, she naturally fell from “sovereign” to “tyrant.”
The foolish citizens scorned her, cursing her for warmongering, destroying peace, and overdeveloping the military, which provoked the Human Kingdom’s attack.
The Four Great Families, built up by her own hand and rich enough to rival nations, wept poverty during war funding, each donating only a few hundred gold coins.
The military units across the land rebelled due to lack of funds.
Even the Demon Queens she had pampered with Star Plucking and Moon Fishing turned on her, betraying the location of her healing Base to the humans.
At her weakest, during recovery, the Hero at his peak arrived at her doorstep.
What to do?
Fight?
Fight my ass! This Hero was basically cheating! Other than “Super Intelligence,” every other ability—”Super Strength,” “Infinite Mana,” “Infinite Life,” “Bullet Time”—he never even turned off!
In the mere four minutes it took the Hero to break from the outer wall to the inner city, Liya only had time to activate the Soul Reincarnation Array.
She didn’t even have a new body prepared before the Hero burst in, unleashing “Sacred Slash x186,” chopping her into pieces.
When she woke again, Liya despairingly realized the array worked, but the target was random—she had been reincarnated as the lowest, weakest, most trample-worthy monster—a “Poopoo Monster.”
And a pink, female Poopoo at that!
Who knew Slimes had genders?
Amazing, right?
To be precise, there were only two types of Poopoo—pink Poopoo and all other colors.
Because pink Poopoo existed solely for reproduction, their only trait was releasing “Poopoo Fragrance” to attract male Poopoo to wiggle over and start a unique Poopoo Battle on top of her.
It was said some merchants specifically caught pink Poopoo to make a special women’s perfume, selling it to noble ladies in bustling cities.
Sales were excellent…
Other than that, there was nothing more.
That was the useless life of a pink Poopoo.
For the mighty Demon Lord to reincarnate into this pitiful form, Liya almost died of anger.
But she was never one to give up easily—even as a Poopoo, she would carve her own path.
So, she crawled toward the Base, trying to find her underground Secret Treasury, absorb Demon Crystals, and attempt to evolve.
But just as she was about to enter the treasury—
A familiar, nightmarish male voice rang out above her head.
“Huh? Why is there a Poopoo here?”
The next second, a large hand clad in cowhide gloves scooped her up.
Soon, a young, handsome face that haunted her nightmares filled her vision.
Hero!
Damn Hero!
Liya wished she could devour him alive, but sadly, Poopoo didn’t have teeth.
She could only unleash Poopoo’s only ranged attack skill—water spray—for a feeble resistance.
“Poop~poop~”
The pink blob in his hand squirted two streams of liquid like a water gun, spraying Hero Joen’s face.
“This Poopoo has strong attack power!”
Joen exclaimed.
Wiping his face, he licked the corner of his mouth and smacked his lips.
“Why doesn’t this water have any taste?”
“How could water have a taste?”
From the shadow behind him, the petite silhouette of a young girl emerged.
A spirit lady who deactivated her invisibility spell revealed herself.
“I heard from the hunters in my hometown that when water is scarce, you can squeeze Poopoo—Poopoo Water is drinkable, and sweet.”
Joen explained.
Another girl in a luxurious dress approached, sheathed her sword, and her cool voice echoed in the corridor.
“Those commoners have never tasted honey water. How would they know what ‘sweet’ is? Maybe they just thought slightly clearer water was delicious.”
“This must be Demon Lord Liya’s Secret Treasury.”
The spirit stroked the door studded with magic crystals before her.
“That’s right! This is it!”
A petite, adorable loli Succubus flapped her wings and flew in, chattering noisily.
“Hero-sama! I saw with my own eyes Demon Lord Liya putting the wealth she plundered from the people in here. You must stand up for us!”
“Guji!”
The Poopoo in Joen’s hand widened its black, pearl-like eyes in shock.
It’s you—the Succubus Princess!
I can’t believe even you, with those big eyes and bushy brows, turned traitor!
And you accuse this king of plundering the people’s wealth!
Succubus were the main race of the Seventh Demon Realm, Abyss of Desire.
Before Liya united them, they were still in a savage era, sneaking into the human world, weaving dreams to gather a little essence, all while under the threat of the Chapel.
Liya took them in, traded with them, helped them establish Succubus shops throughout the human world, and taught them Role-Playing.
From fallen Saintess to defeated Holy Knights to distressed Dark Queen—she helped solve the succubi’s hunger and made the Seventh Demon Realm prosperous.
The Succubus Queen claimed the Seventh Demon Realm would always be Demon Lord Liya’s strongest support.
As for her thirteenth daughter—the loli Succubus leading the way—Liya had even held her as a child!
Just like the story of the Farmer and the Snake Or the Demon Lord Liya and the Succubus~ …Wait, they shouldn’t know the opening spell for the door, right?
Liya complained inwardly, scheming to just play dead as a Poopoo for now, wait for the Hero and his group to leave, and return to open the treasure vault.
But she forgot—there was still a cheater present.
“We don’t seem to have the door-opening spell.”
The spirit reminded.
“Uh…”
The Succubus Princess froze.
“Let me try.”
Joen unstrapped the rusty sword from his back, drawing the dust-covered Holy Sword.
Then—
“Sacred Slash!” “Sacred Slash!” “Sacred Slash!” X24
“Okay, it’s open.”
Joen kicked down the now-dilapidated door and charged in first.
But the scene inside left the four outside in a daze.
Not because of the dazzling treasures piled like mountains, but the emptiness within.
Half a box of Demon Crystals, a table, a few bottles of potions, some magic tools—was this really Demon Lord Liya’s Secret Treasury?
“This Demon Lord is really shabby.”
The elegant swordswoman laughed behind her hand.
The spirit instantly deflated, her posture growing slouchy.
She muttered, “Just this little bit? I regret coming with Joen. I should have gone with Yuna to loot homes.”
Hero Joen walked to the box, picked up a Demon Crystal, and found it was mediocre quality.
He felt a headache.
“This is bad. The Demon Lord is so poor—will this be enough to settle the refugees?”
A slight numbness tingled in his fingers.
Joen looked at his left hand to see his thumb tightly wrapped by the Poopoo Monster’s watery, translucent body.
“…Why does this Poopoo keep kissing me?”
He wondered.
“Who knows? Maybe it likes you.”
The spirit gloated.
Liya was already on the verge of madness—Robbing me? Then complaining I’m poor? I’ll bite you! Bite you! Bite you!