I heard that each castration shortens you by 2 cm.
So if I castrate 16 times, can I become a girl?
???
“Big Sis, are we really going to do this?”
“Yeah, won’t this…be a bit…”
“What’s there to be afraid of!? Do you still think we haven’t embarrassed ourselves enough today?”
“If we don’t take back our dignity now, how are we supposed to survive at school?”
“Hmm…fine…”
“Shh● they’re here.”
In the afternoon, at the school gate after classes ended, Zhang Sisi and the others anxiously waited by a utility pole.
The two Spirit Girls following them had their eyes fixed intently on the school gate, afraid of missing those two people.
After Su Moli’s terrifying midday warning, Zhang Sisi spent the entire afternoon thinking it over.
It seemed that this girl, besides having a way with words, wasn’t really that much to fear.
From her appearance, she looked like a well-behaved girl, not someone from the streets.
Therefore, Zhang Sisi concluded that Su Moli was just bold and good at bluffing.
To reclaim her pride, Zhang Sisi planned to team up with the two Spirit Girls and give Su Moli a proper lesson after school — to show her why the flowers bloom so red.
“Your name is Su Moli, right? Our boss wants to see you. Come with us.”
About twenty meters from the school gate, Su Moli and Meng Siyu were just about to board the bus home when the two terrified Spirit Girls surrounded them.
One on each side, blocking their way.
“Su Moli, we…”
Upon realizing they were truly caught in the infamous [Don’t Leave After School] trap, Meng Siyu immediately looked at Su Moli in fear, while glancing back, trying to scream for help to alert the School Bodyguard Section.
“Don’t worry, I’ve got this.”
Seeing Meng Siyu so scared, Su Moli gently patted her head in reassurance, wearing an amused expression as her eyes scanned the two Spirit Girls critically and curiously.
She was interested to see what kind of scheme they had in mind.
About ten minutes later, the Spirit Girls led Su Moli, Meng Siyu, and the others into a narrow, pitch-dark alley.
“Yo~ Look who it is! Isn’t this the arrogant Su Moli?”
“Why so quiet now?”
“Pfft! I tell you, I really was scared by you at noon today.”
Seeing Su Moli being escorted over by the two Spirit Girls, Zhang Sisi immediately pulled out a small Spring Knife from her pocket, walking over arrogantly with a domineering tone.
“Tsk tsk tsk~ I heard you’re a transfer student, coming in all arrogant like this. Don’t you know what they say about strong dragons not suppressing local snakes?”
“Don’t be too cocky, or you’ll get taught a lesson.”
“If I don’t properly teach you today, how will you understand why the flowers bloom so red?”
As Su Moli kept her head down in silence, Zhang Sisi circled around her, smiling confidently again.
Yes! Exactly!
Which student wouldn’t panic or be afraid when seeing a knife?
It’s clear she’s just bold, nothing like someone who’s been in the streets.
…Or is she?”
Before Su Moli could say a word, she moved first.
Taking advantage of Zhang Sisi’s attention being on her face, Su Moli struck at her ankle, causing Zhang Sisi to lose balance and fall.
At once, Su Moli stepped back quickly, instinctively dodging the swinging knife.
“Ah—”
Before anyone could react fully, Su Moli twisted her waist and raised her leg, stomping on Zhang Sisi’s wrist holding the knife.
“Ah!!!”
With Zhang Sisi’s painful scream, Su Moli swiftly crouched down and picked up the dropped Spring Knife, smiling brightly at the girl lying on the ground.
“Huh? Boss, are you okay?”
“Hey! What are you doing?”
“Su Moli, this…”
Everything happened in the blink of an eye.
Everyone felt the world spin.
Only three or four seconds had passed, but the situation had completely reversed.
“You have to hold a knife steady. If you cut yourself, that’s bad, you know?”
Su Moli squatted before Zhang Sisi, her eyes smiling like crescent moons, a teasing grin at her lips, speaking earnestly.
“Ah! Don’t come any closer! What do you want?”
“Yeah, yeah, I’m telling you, this is a Law-Based Society. You can’t just act recklessly!”
“If you come any closer, we’ll scream for help.”
Seeing Su Moli so decisive and actually playing for keeps, Zhang Sisi scrambled to her feet, clutching her swollen, bleeding right hand in pain, retreating behind the two Spirit Girls.
“What are you talking about?”
“I just saw you couldn’t hold the knife steady, so I’m holding it for you.”
“Also, don’t you know the tip of the knife can’t point at people? Basic common sense, right?”
In the dark, deep alley illuminated faintly by the setting sun, Su Moli carefully put the knife away, looking harmless.
Then she slowly approached Zhang Sisi and the others.
“Ah! Don’t come closer—”
“Don’t come near me! Ahh!”
With each step Su Moli took forward, Zhang Sisi and her group shrank back, huddling closer together.
“Do you know what it’s like to slaughter a pig in the countryside during New Year?”
“A pig weighing over 200 jin needs five or six people to hold it down—one on each leg. Then the butcher pulls out a well-sharpened Chaidao, and with a ‘shhh’ stabs into the pig’s neck. In an instant, the bright red blood gushes out, mixing with the dirt on the ground, white foam bubbling up as the pig’s legs twitch violently…”
“W-what are you talking about? We don’t understand…”
“Sigh…You city kids have never even seen a rural pig slaughter?”
“Yeah, don’t come any closer! If you do, we’ll call for help right away!”
Pushed to the corner by Su Moli’s relentless advance, Zhang Sisi and the others had nowhere to run, only able to cling to each other, seemingly the only way to avoid collapsing in fear.
“It’s nothing. I just want to tell you, humans evolved pain to remind the body to avoid danger.”
“In other words, any normal person wouldn’t willingly hurt themselves.”
“Ouch~ I accidentally cut my hand, it hurts so much~”
Deep in the dark alley, where sunlight barely reached, Su Moli showed the small cut on her left hand, the bright red blood slowly dripping down the shallow wound.
“Whimper whimper☉☉”
“Waaah…We were wrong!”
“Please forgive us, we won’t dare do it again, waaah…”
Seeing Su Moli acting like a madwoman—no, she was truly mad—
Zhang Sisi and the two Spirit Girls finally couldn’t hold on any longer.
Their bodies went limp as they slumped against the wall, eyes streaming with tears, begging for mercy.
“It’s good that you know your mistake.”
“After all, I’m not a bad person. We’re classmates; we can talk things out.”
“I know you were testing me, but I’m serious.”
“We won’t dare again! We won’t dare again! We’ll definitely play 《千恋万花》.”
“Yeah, yeah, we’ll go home and play 《千恋万花》 right away.”
“Really? That’s great~ Yay!”
Hearing them nodding frantically in agreement, a kind and friendly smile returned to Su Moli’s face.
She happily put the knife away and, with a hint of disdain, wiped the blood on her left hand using Zhang Sisi’s school uniform.
Seeing Su Moli use her own white school uniform to wipe her hand, Zhang Sisi was too scared to even breathe, helplessly watching her white uniform get stained with streaks of blood.
“One hundred is for medical expenses, one hundred is for new clothes, and the remaining hundred is your reward for signing up for 《千恋万花》. Don’t be absent next Saturday~”
After cleaning her left hand, Su Moli pulled three hundred yuan from her pocket and tossed it in front of Zhang Sisi and the others.
She then stood up, patted her butt, and prepared to leave.
“Boss, is she gone?”
“Yeah, she should be.”
“Hey, you two, get off me! Do you want to crush me?”
“Ah? Sorry >人< sorry >人<“
The two Spirit Girls hurriedly climbed off Zhang Sisi, who wore a complicated expression as she picked up the 300 yuan from the ground.
Inside, her emotions churned repeatedly, but finally only turned into a sigh.
“Boss, are you okay?”
“Boss, how should we spend this money?”
“Boss, don’t walk so fast, wait for us—”
Hearing her two Spirit Girls call after her, Zhang Sisi felt utterly humiliated and just wanted to run home and take a shower.
Yes!
A shower!
Because she must have drunk too much water earlier, which caused a little accident—not because she was scared!
After all, writing these silly cute yuri stories about girls getting close to each other is really fun.