Do you know?
Every time after I finish…
I feel guilty inside, so I donate 100 yuan to children in impoverished mountainous areas.
Only then can I ease my guilt and convince myself that I’m a good person.
At half past eleven at night, inside a dark room in a downtown apartment owned by Su Moli worth over 2 million yuan, which even at a cheap price would sell for over a million,
Su Moli had just finished showering.
She was lying face down on the bed, wearing only a pair of panties, clutching a full-body pillow between her legs.
Her jet-black, beautiful long hair was lazily scattered over her pale, cold-white skin, and under the glow of the computer screen, her alluring contours were faintly visible.
【Tonight there’s another beautiful girl to pick up and take home. Want to go?】
“Will I die?”
Su Moli, who was searching for women’s disposable panties on PDD, suddenly heard the System’s prompt in her mind.
【No.】
“Loli or older sister type?”
She asked casually, eyes fixed intently on her phone screen, hoping to find something cheap, hygienic, preferably from an official flagship store.
【Older sister type, 26 years old, master’s graduate, but because her major is too niche, no factory will hire her. She works as a bar waitress but feels guilty about wasting her parents’ years of tuition, so she drowns her sorrows on the street.】
“Forget it. Too educated, I can’t handle that. I just bully high schoolers. I can’t even handle college students, let alone masters.”
After placing the order, Su Moli dropped her phone tiredly and propped herself up on her elbows, leaning forward.
The soft flesh of her chest was instantly compressed and deformed.
She closed her eyes, enjoying the cool air-conditioning breeze.
“So, no more picking up tonight.”
【Not anymore?】
“I’m afraid if I pick up too many girls, the dark side Chaidao will come after me with a knife.”
“Life is already too heavy. Carrying one is enough to keep me from finishing the latest episode of Bazhudao. Carry two, and I’d have to catch up on two episodes, right?”
“That’s absolutely not going to happen.”
【Looks like your math class was taught by a math teacher.】
Saying that, Su Moli sat up again and picked up her phone to search for the latest episode to watch.
【Actually, all the galgame girls you play are lolis, right?】
【You have no experience with older sister types, afraid you’ll get completely drained?】
【Only good at making new accounts to bully newbies, picking on little kids.】
“I have no choice. I’m someone who even plays 4399 Mini-Games with invincibility mode on. How much resilience do you expect me to have?”
Hearing the System belittle her like that, Su Moli simply flipped over, stretched out her arms, lying flat on her back in a “big” character shape, eyes vacant as she stared at the ceiling, completely helpless.
【You’re honestly the most lazy, unmotivated, and clueless host I’ve ever seen.】
【If you were thrown into a visual novel plot, you’d just be the type to close your eyes and enjoy it.】
The System scolded her with frustration and helplessness.
After all, the task of rescuing beautiful girls was assigned by the Galgame God, and it was her promotion metric in the future.
The System had hoped that by secretly greenlighting the host and randomly throwing rewards, it could easily complete the task and meet the criteria.
But unexpectedly, it encountered such a lazy host, utterly useless.
“Alright, I don’t want to move right now. Can you transfer 1,500 yuan to her for me?”
Hearing the System’s grievance, even though Su Moli was a 30-year-old woman, she felt a bit ashamed inside.
But in the summer air-conditioned room, it really felt so comfortable.
She had absolutely no desire to go out.
Besides, she had just showered; her skin was so moist it could drip water.
If she went out now and started sweating, it would be as uncomfortable as being defiled by a Minotaur.
【……】
【Sigh… (w ̇) fine then.】
Seeing the host so clearly enjoying herself, the System sighed.
Originally, as a system, it could only issue tasks and chat with the host at most, never do things on their behalf.
But who asked it to get stuck with such a sloppy host?
“By the way, System.”
【I’m here.】
“Can you brush my teeth and wash my face for me from now on?”
【You f***, I’m so mad, so mad, so mad!】
“Why is this happening?”
“After so many years of studying, what was it all for?”
At one in the morning, on the sidewalk of the street, Gu Shiying sat sloppily on the curb, holding a bottle of beer.
She was completely drunk, losing all sense of dignity.
She stared ahead at the dazzling neon lights, the bustling cars, and the groups of three to five people sitting together drinking and chatting, feeling a sudden pang of bitterness inside.
She wanted to fit in with them but couldn’t shed the master’s gown of her degree.
She was drinking alone with no friends.
“Buzz buzz~”
Suddenly, her phone buzzed with notification sounds.
【Gu Shiying, have you been well lately? I heard you graduated with a master’s degree, that’s impressive, unlike me who went out to work early.】
【But I saw your recent Moments and it seems you’re not doing so well. This is a little gift from me. Hope it can help you.】
“?”
You have received payment. Funds have been deposited into your balance.
¥ 1,500.00
Balance available.
Gu Shiying’s blurred, drunken eyes stared at the message on WeChat, filled with confusion.
When did she add this person?
Was it a childhood friend?
Or a classmate from elementary or middle school?
In an instant, Gu Shiying, who had never experienced concern from a friend before, began frantically clicking through the person’s profile, scrolling through Moments again and again, but found no trace.
Not even in her childhood memories.
At this moment, only one question lingered in her mind…
Who is she?
Why did she randomly transfer 1,500 yuan out of nowhere?
The next morning.
“Ohayou~ Good morning~”
Su Moli, having successfully rested and finished watching the latest Bazhudao episode, instantly revived with full energy, transforming into a super invincible youthful beauty, greeting—
Meng Siyu, who had serious dark circles and bloodshot eyes.
“Huh? What’s wrong with you today? So tired? You didn’t secretly reward yourself last night, did you?”
Facing Su Moli’s big sparkling eyes staring curiously, Meng Siyu didn’t answer.
She felt that the moment she spoke, her last bit of vitality would flee.
You see, last night, to win the galgame championship, she had stayed up all night downloading Thousand Love, Ten Thousand Blossoms.
She spent the entire night checking walkthroughs, recording all the erotic scenes, how many jokes there were, how many times she’d gotten ‘se’, how long each time lasted, the bonding events, character routes, personalities, ages, hobbies, settings, hair colors, outfits, everything.
All carefully noted.
All just so she could beat Zhang Sisi and the others on Saturday in terms of details and snag that 400 yuan reward.
No! To successfully defeat Da Mojwang and make them apologize to that innocent boy.
Meanwhile.
Zhang Sisi and her friends were searching for “二次元” (2D fans) in their class.
To defeat Su Moli and avoid humiliating apologies to the boy, the three spent the whole night trying.
But they still couldn’t find a way to download Thousand Love, Ten Thousand Blossoms.
So, to get the game, they started hunting 2D fans around the class, using their big sister status to coerce them into helping download the game.
“Are you a 2D fan?”
“Ah? No, I just stink at games.”
“Are you a 2D fan?”
“Ah? No.”
“Nonsense, you clearly said your favorite was Ellie.”
“Are you a 2D fan?”
“…”
“Forget it. You don’t even play Fate God, obviously not 2D.”
At school, lunchtime, in the cafeteria.
Zhang Sisi and the others searched the whole grade but barely found any 2D fans.
Even those who did play galgames all reacted as if hearing a horror story when told to download Thousand Love, Ten Thousand Blossoms, refusing flat out.
“The finals are coming Saturday, and we haven’t even downloaded Thousand Love, Ten Thousand Blossoms yet. What should we do?”
Zhang Sisi sat on a cafeteria bench, hands clasped tightly, face heavy with worry as she looked at her two underlings.
“Let’s just surrender directly. Playing that game is torture anyway.”
“Surrendering before the battle? Disrupting morale! Drag them out and behead them!”
“Boss, since the game is so hard to download, why don’t we just freeload from Meng Siyu?”
“Excellent plan!”
After deciding on the plan, Zhang Sisi and the others quickly cleaned their bowls and set off to find Meng Siyu.
But every time they saw Meng Siyu, she was stuck like glue to Su Moli, like a stubborn sticker, even accompanying her to the bathroom, leaving no chance to make a move.
“Boss, what do we do?”
“I don’t know either. You ask me, I ask who?”
“Damn it! Why is it so hard just to play Thousand Love, Ten Thousand Blossoms?”
Honestly, I laughed so hard writing this.