What Dongfang Qingwei couldn’t help but admire was that Su Xiaotang really had nerves of steel.
After Dongfang Qingwei pretended to wake up, Su Xiaotang actually managed to act as if nothing had happened, still wearing that cheeky grin.
She didn’t deliberately get closer or farther from Chu Fan; it was exactly the same as usual.
She still bought whatever looked good to eat, and then brought an extra portion back for Chu Fan.
If Chu Fan didn’t want it, she’d have two servings to eat; if he did, she became even happier—that was the Su Xiaotang she was.
Dongfang Qingwei couldn’t help feeling fortunate for Chu Fan, fortunate that he had such an outstanding disciple, and that every single one was so outstanding.
But then she suddenly thought of a question.
Was it really a good idea to leave Chu Fan, who had completely lost the ability to act on his own, in that dragon’s pool and fox’s den?
Of course it wasn’t.
At least, that’s what Chu Fan thought now.
….
“Hmm…!!!!!”
“!@#$%^&*(){}:”?<>}”
A FEW MOMENTS LATER
“!@#$%^&*()<>?””:}”
Pulling her clothes up from her bare shoulders, Shen Yuying lightly tapped her chin with her finger, as if still savoring what had just happened.
“What a wonderful feeling, don’t you think, Master?”
On the bed, Chu Fan, barely clothed, could only use the blanket to cover his vital parts.
Tears still stained the corners of his eyes, and his voice was as weak as a young girl’s.
“Yuying… you rebellious disciple… you’re going too far…”
Hearing this, Shen Yuying just smiled gently.
“The disciple is merely following the master’s orders, doing what I want to do.”
“You’re just taking advantage of my soft heart… doing whatever you want…”
“How can Master say that?”
At this point, Shen Yuying seemed to suddenly think of something and changed the subject.
“But Master, just now while we were in the throes of passion, I noticed something. Can you answer my question?”
“Speak…”
“Why is Senior Uncle Dongfang’s body no longer that of a virgin? Do you have any ideas?”
“!”
Chu Fan’s eyes flew open.
He looked at Shen Yuying’s blood-moon-like scarlet pupils, which contained murderous intent, resentment, anger—all kinds of negative emotions mixed together, more sinister and terrifying than the demonic qi of a demon sword.
“I… I don’t know… maybe…”
“Maybe she was defiled by some wild man? Is that what you want to say?”
Shen Yuying lay on the bed, crawling toward Chu Fan inch by inch, pinning him beneath her, looking at him with dangerous eyes.
“But who could have touched Senior Uncle Dongfang’s body against her will?”
“That’s someone not even you, Master, could defeat with all your strength. What do you think, Master?”
Chu Fan swallowed hard, not knowing what to say, but cold sweat had already broken out on his back.
“So? Master? That wild man…”
Shen Yuying lowered her head, brought her lips to Chu Fan’s ear, and breathed out a cold breath.
“Who is it?”
Suddenly, Chu Fan thought of a good idea.
He didn’t know if it was really good, but in this situation, he could only try anything.
“I… I mean… maybe she broke it herself…”
Seeing Chu Fan’s evasive eyes, Shen Yuying raised an eyebrow and smiled.
“Master, do you dare say that in front of Senior Uncle Dongfang?”
“Wh… why wouldn’t I dare…”
“And do you believe it yourself?”
“Of… of course I believe it…”
“It’s okay, Master. You just need to say that Dongfang Qingwei forced you, isn’t that enough?”
Hearing this, Chu Fan’s eyes lit up.
He clapped his hands and said: “That’s right, Yuying! You’re so smart! How did you know I was forced? I really didn’t mean to! It’s all that gorilla’s fault for insisting…”
As he spoke, Chu Fan felt that Shen Yuying’s eyes were getting stranger and stranger.
He couldn’t tell if she was laughing or angry, but that smile felt… very dangerous…
Until Shen Yuying lowered her head, pressing her forehead against Chu Fan’s, and whispered: “Even if forced, it’s still not allowed. For a flirtatious master, a small punishment to teach a big lesson is necessary.”
Saying this, Shen Yuying grabbed the blanket covering Chu Fan’s chest and began to pull it aside, but Chu Fan stopped her.
“Ha!? I can’t beat her! She insisted! What could I do?”
“You could die.”
Shen Yuying said this with a flower-like smile.
“What!?”
Chu Fan couldn’t believe his ears.
“Anyway, as long as you die, you can summon Senior Uncle Qingtian. Then you can be resurrected, and have Senior Uncle Qingtian protect you. Isn’t that fine?”
“Please don’t treat real death like a game state! Besides, it really hurts! Don’t my feelings matter!?”
“Of course they matter, but…”
Shen Yuying lowered her head and whispered in Chu Fan’s ear:
“Master’s purity, is more important.”
Riiip.
Shen Yuying tore the blanket to shreds.
“A flirtatious master needs a small punishment to teach a big lesson.”
“Wait! Wait! I… I…”
“Aaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!”
….
TWO THOUSAND YEARS LATER
…..
Seven days passed quickly.
These seven days, in Chu Fan’s future accounts, would be defined as….
The darkest moment of his life.
During these seven days, he felt that even if his daily life were made into a JM film, it wouldn’t seem out of place.
“Yo, how does it feel to be back in your own body?”
In the morning, seeing Chu Fan sitting on the edge of the bed, Dongfang Qingwei patted his back and laughed.
Looking at the distant sky, Chu Fan silently closed his eyes and said with a broken heart: “Dongfang Qingwei, you’d better pray that you’re always stronger than me.”
“Why?”
“If one day I become stronger than you, I’ll definitely put a collar and leash around your neck and make you kneel on the ground, spin around, and bark like a dog every day.”
“Eh? You’re into this kind of thing?”
Dongfang Qingwei replied nonchalantly, then produced a collar and leash from somewhere, snap snapped it around her own neck, and put the other end in Chu Fan’s hand, making a puppy gesture.
“Woof.”
Chu Fan looked at her as if she were some rare beast.
“Celestial Master, don’t you have any self-respect?”
“It’s okay. I thought I couldn’t accept it either, but surprisingly, I can. Besides, I’m no longer the Celestial Master. Let whoever wants to be it be it. It’s boring anyway.”
“…”
Chu Fan sighed, and seeing him at a loss, Dongfang Qingwei became even more intrigued.
She even jumped into his arms on her own initiative, looked up at him, and started barking.
“Woof woof woof? Woof woof woof!”
Chu Fan looked at her, his heart already a dead pool.
One might ask, how can a person who is already invincible under heaven, with a face as thick as her cultivation, be defeated?
She is invincible, in every sense of the word.
“Woof woof woof~”
“Master, time to get up…”
But just then, the door opened.