Is this little girl really that vengeful?
Isn’t she just making trouble for herself now, practically begging for a sore backside?
Who would’ve thought!
Ling Huan’s gaze shifted, re-examining Yin Luoling.
Even though her body was bare, in Ling Huan’s eyes she was already shrouded in black, as if she’d turned into a little black-skinned sister.
But worse still, Jiang Yue’s anger had reached its peak.
“Ling Huan!”
Jiang Yue’s shout thundered through the air.
As the saying goes, when is someone the scariest?
When your parents call you by your full name, or when your teacher shouts your name at the top of their lungs.
No more delays—if he waited any longer, his own backside might become the most well-known in the entire Ling residence.
“I have a special constitution that can absorb toxins!”
Ling Huan shouted with all his strength, not wasting a single second.
“That’s why I came to help you detoxify, Teacher!”
As soon as he said this, Jiang Yue froze for a moment.
Ling Huan knew the importance of seizing the opportunity—after finally using his silver tongue to stun Jiang Yue, if he didn’t follow up, wouldn’t he just be wasting this golden chance?
After all… thinking carefully…
No matter how good his intentions, what he did was pretty terrible.
Good thing he was only ten years old.
If he’d been sixteen, he’d probably already be locked up in a brothel.
Don’t ask: “Hey, little brother, what are you in for?”
Ling Huan would answer: “Ah, I molested my own teacher.”
Wouldn’t he be beaten to death?
In this world, teachers were highly respected.
“Teacher, don’t you remember? A few days ago, I met an old man who gifted me a Foundation Establishment technique. He didn’t say why he chose me, but it wasn’t until this morning that I understood—it must have been because of my constitution.This morning, I was clearly poisoned by you, but after waking up I was lively and full of energy, my whole body brimming with strength.”
It’s not like you haven’t poisoned me before, but this time felt different.
Last time, when I woke up, my whole body was uncomfortable, as if ants were crawling all over me, and my head kept throbbing with sharp pain.
But this time, when I woke up, I found myself filled with strength, brimming with spirit, like I’d been reborn.
So I started to think… could my constitution have awakened?
Actually, there’s something I haven’t dared to tell you or my parents.
A week ago, I snuck out on my own and played in the back hills of Qingmu City.
I accidentally ate some poisonous wild fruit, and thought I was a goner, but when I woke up there was an old man sitting beside me.
At the time, I thought he saved me, but thinking back now, it was my constitution that saved me, and the old man was merely there to observe.
But these are just my guesses—I can’t be sure.
Teacher, you may not know, but I actually snuck in this morning and overheard your words—I thought you had little time left.
“But you definitely wouldn’t let me take such risks, so I made this drastic, if rather indecent, decision… to heal you!”
Ling Huan blurted out everything in one go, then quietly watched Jiang Yue.
To see how she would react.
Yin Luoling watched from the side, even letting out a few sneers in her heart.
Hmph, keep pretending.
What a performance.
Does Ling Huan have some special constitution?
As if she, Yin Luoling, wouldn’t know?
In her previous life, she’d never heard of such a thing—it had to be just an excuse for doing such perverted things!
Hmph, the things he comes up with.
A constitution that absorbs toxins?
Does he think he’s got the Venom-Devouring Primordial Spirit Body or something?
That kind of constitution isn’t just rare in the human realm—even in the immortal realm it’s one in a million.
If Jiang Yue actually believed this perverted little creep’s nonsense, Yin Luoling would right then and there…
But before she could finish thinking up her scathing retort—
Jiang Yue’s answer left Yin Luoling dumbfounded!
“So that’s how it is.”
Jiang Yue’s mood slowly calmed, her rage clearly dissipating as she fell deep into thought.
What?
You believe such an outrageous lie?
Yin Luoling was utterly shocked.
The Venom-Devouring Primordial Spirit Body was a god-tier constitution—born with miraculous phenomena, it couldn’t just suddenly awaken out of nowhere, nor was there any such thing as a dormant period.
If Ling Huan really had that kind of body, the entire cultivation world would be shaken, with all the great sects scrambling to accept him as a disciple.
But in her past life, Ling Huan was just a useless waste stuck at Qi Refining Stage seven or eight!
Even with help from that so-called “system”, he was still trash she defeated with a single sword stroke!
Where did any amazing constitution come from?
It was all lies, not to be trusted!
He, he’s just a pervert, a scoundrel!
Yin Luoling wanted to say something, but it was no longer her turn to speak.
What intrigued her more was… Jiang Yue’s attitude…
How to put it?
All the degenerate things Ling Huan had done seemed to anger Jiang Yue more because she blamed herself for failing to teach him, rather than out of sheer disgust or outrage.
It was as if: “Fine, you do such beastly things to me, but you even dare to lay hands on such a cute little girl?!”
But no, there was none of that feeling at all.
“Then what about Miss? Why was she in my room? Why did she say those things?”
Hearing Jiang Yue’s softened tone, no longer filled with rage, Ling Huan finally let out a breath of relief.
Looks like he managed to muddle through after all.
As long as he explained later why he drugged Jiang Yue and undressed her, everything would be fine.
If he knelt and sincerely explained, Jiang Yue would surely understand!
After all, he was just a ten-year-old child!
What bad intentions could he have?
But the problem was!
Ling Huan was no ordinary ten-year-old child.
He completely forgot that he had a damned “villain-making” dog system.
[Task in progress!]
[Host is simply committing every evil! Even little girls aren’t spared! Truly a beast among beasts, the worst of the worst! Now is the perfect time to fully embody the “villain” role!]
[Requirements: Refuse to apologize or explain, and act as the villain to the end!]
[Task Completion Rewards]
[Reward One: Top-tier sword technique “Wanwu Weijian”! When mastered, all things become swords, every object a sword among swords!]
[Reward Two: Top-tier body-forging technique “Yili Jiang Shihui”! When mastered, no weapon in the world can harm you in the slightest!]
What the—?
Be a villain now?
Isn’t that asking for death?
Will you only be satisfied if I’m ruined and despised by all?!
I refuse!
More than any reward, he wanted his sister’s and teacher’s affection!
The [Abandon] button was right there.
Ling Huan’s finger had barely touched it when the system’s usual “advice” popped up.
[Are you sure you want to abandon the task? Abandoning will incur punishment—while not fatal, you will forfeit generous rewards!]
Tch, just a punishment.
I can handle it.
As long as I don’t die, Ling Huan feared nothing and could endure anything~.
He considered himself a ninja, because he was truly skilled at “enduring”!
Pfft…
He really wished he could tell this joke to someone who’d understand.
Sigh.
Unfortunately, only he could appreciate his own sense of humor.
Suddenly, the system interface popped up again.
[Penalty: Refusal will turn you into a rootless person.]
A rootless person?
What does that mean?
Would he be made homeless?
An orphan?
[Rootless person: Someone whose reproductive organs have been erased.]
…
???
That… that means… a eunuch?
He’d be… made a eunuch?!
So vicious…
At this moment, only those two words echoed in Ling Huan’s mind.
A gentleman can be killed, but not humiliated!
But this damned system insisted on humiliating him like this!
What could Ling Huan do?
What could he do!
His dreams!
What about his future?!
What if, after finally managing to get a beautiful immortal maiden into bed, he took off his pants only for the immortal maiden to pause, then let out a “pfft” and say with a smile, “If we can’t be husband and wife, let’s be sisters instead.”
And then… start making “tofu” together?!
No way!
Damn it all!
Ling Huan!
Are you really going to be forced to play the villain now?
“That’s because…” Facing Jiang Yue’s question, Ling Huan’s voice trembled, “That’s because… I wanted to make a move on you, Teacher! But for some reason this little brat crawled into your bed!”
“!”
“I admit it! I was up to no good toward Teacher! I used treatment as an excuse, but I intended to touch you!”
Such a bold confession left not only Jiang Yue but also Yin Luoling stunned.
What… what just happened?
Did he get hit with something?
He suddenly became so gutsy?!
Is this really the same Ling Huan?