Chapter 127: No!!!

There are unpredictable storms in the sky, and people have fortunes and misfortunes that come without warning.

No matter how much Chen Xiaoyan calculated, she still failed to account for one person’s existence.

And that person was Zhao Longjun.

My chuunibyou, deadbeat otaku, my only die-hard buddy.

Most importantly, this guy was also a member of Xueyan Pavilion, and was even introduced by myself.

As a member of Xueyan Pavilion, isn’t it normal for him to attend the gathering?

If I go to the Help Group Gathering in women’s clothes, then wouldn’t that mean…

“No!!!”

Chen Xiaoyan let out a howl at the sky, the cruel reality making her nearly collapse.

Just thinking about seeing her bro, cross-dressed and pretending to be a girl, that scene was just too beautiful—she got goosebumps all over just imagining it, let alone facing the social death in person tomorrow.

Earth is no longer suitable for me, I’d better go live on another planet.

What should I do?

What am I supposed to do?

Should I tell him in advance that something’s come up and I can’t go?

Doesn’t seem possible.

That guy knows who Chen Xiaoyan is—whether I go as Chen Xiaoyan or as Chen Xiaoyan, it’s all the same.

So what should I do?

Chen Xiaoyan clutched her head, completely numb.

At this moment, she desperately wished Zhao Longjun would have something come up so he couldn’t attend the gathering.

That way, she wouldn’t have to experience the agony of social death.

Better go test the waters first.

What if he’s not going?

If he doesn’t go, then everything’s fine.

If he is going, then think of a way to stop him.

Yes, that’s the plan.

Chen Xiaoyan quickly opened Penguin and sent Zhao Longjun a message.

Chen Xiaoyan: Bro, do you know what day it is tomorrow?

However, that guy didn’t reply.

Unwilling to give up, Chen Xiaoyan sent another message.

Chen Xiaoyan: Are you asleep? Want to go out for a feast (tempted by delicious food).

Still no reply.

Chen Xiaoyan was helpless.

Looks like that deadbeat otaku isn’t online.

Mu Qingxue: Darling, I’ve already sent the clothes over, get ready to receive them in an hour.

Seeing the sudden message from Mu Qingxue, she was on the verge of tears.

Didn’t I say I wasn’t going to wear them?

Still insisting on sending them over.

Also, although Zhongzhou and Qingzhou are neighboring cities, what kind of speed could get the clothes delivered in just an hour, crossing several hundred or even over a thousand kilometers?

Could it be coming by plane?

And actually, yes, it really was coming by plane.

Except, it was a Drone.

Over fifty minutes later.

When Mu Qingxue messaged that the clothes had arrived and told her to pick them up,

Chen Xiaoyan was completely stunned, replying with a triple-shocked emoji.

Who am I?

Where am I?

What am I doing?

Has technology really gotten this advanced?

Since when are Drones this amazing?

This speed is definitely suspicious!!!

In Chen Xiaoyan’s impression, Drones were all those slow, remote-controlled things.

Chen Xiaoyan: So fast?

Mu Qingxue: Of course, did you think I was using an ordinary Drone? There’s only one like this in all of Zhongzhou.

Chen Xiaoyan: Just to deliver one set of clothes?

Mu Qingxue: I had no choice, time is short.

Chen Xiaoyan: Fine, whatever, so where’s the only Drone?

Mu Qingxue: Of course, why do you think it’s called a Drone?

Chen Xiaoyan took out the sunhat that came free with the dress from under the bed, and put on the denim short-sleeved set she’d worn before.

She walked into the bathroom.

Taking off her pajamas, she noticed her previously skinny figure seemed to have filled out quite a bit.

Too long without exercise, now she had a bit of extra fat.

Especially around the chest—there was even a bit of softness.

“That’s odd.”

Chen Xiaoyan touched her hipbones and waist, her face full of confusion.

Was her waist always this slender?

But she didn’t overthink it, just blamed it on poor eating habits causing her body to change shape.

Her hand slowly moved downward, touching that unspeakable area.

Chen Xiaoyan’s expression suddenly changed.

Shit, bro, my good bro, what happened to you?

Why are you so lifeless, there’s not even any feeling when I touch you?

She tried stroking it again, even using some techniques.

Still, there was no sensation at all.

“What the hell is going on?”

Chen Xiaoyan panicked.

Back in the day, doing this always made her bro stand strong.

What’s gone wrong?

Chen Xiaoyan tossed her clothes on the floor.

At this point, who cares about cross-dressing?

She ran back to her room, picked up her phone, and searched Beauty Photo on Baidu.

A flurry of operations later.

The result left her in utter despair.

Gone.

Everything was gone.

Not even the slightest reaction.

Even the joy of being a man was gone.

“Ah!!!”

Chen Xiaoyan pounded the floor in anguish.

Her good bro had always been the source of her lifelong happiness, and now her good bro had become a vegetable.

Without that happiness, what was the point of living?

What on earth was going on?

First, there was sudden pain for no reason, and now, she’d lost all function.

Rage filled Chen Xiaoyan’s chest, as if a ball of fire was gathering in her heart, growing larger and larger.

It felt like it could explode at any moment.

The Immortal Realm Official, it’s all the fault of that damned game.

Even if I know, so what?

There’s nothing I can do.

In the Immortal Realm, you don’t even know who the game officials are, you don’t even get the chance to settle the score.

“Di di.”

“Di di.”

Her phone kept chiming with Penguin notifications.

But Chen Xiaoyan couldn’t be bothered to look.

She was like a discarded pile of trash, squatting alone in the corner of the bathroom.

Mu Qingxue: Yanbao, did you receive it?

Mu Qingxue: Why aren’t you replying?

Mu Qingxue: Where are you???

Mu Qingxue: If you don’t reply, I’m calling the police to your house.

Mu Qingxue: I get it, did you go out and forget your phone?

Chen Xiaoyan swiped Penguin to the background and immediately searched on Baidu: what to do if your bro has no feeling?

Baidu returned plenty of results.

Unfortunately, none answered her actual question.

Better go to the hospital.

Chen Xiaoyan didn’t put on women’s clothes.

She was going to see the urology department this time, not use them.

After changing into men’s clothes, she tied up her long hair and secured it with a sporty baseball cap.

Then, she took out her phone to check the time.

It was almost eleven.

The doctors were probably off duty by now.

Unfortunately, she’d have to wait until tomorrow.

But tomorrow was the day of the Help Group Gathering…

Damn, I’m almost going extinct and I still care about the group gathering.

Screw it, not going.

Though that’s what she thought, Chen Xiaoyan still obediently opened Penguin.

Chen Xiaoyan: I was just taking a shower, going to pick it up now.

After sending that, she went out to the nearby Convenience Store without changing her clothes.

She was just picking up a delivery, and there was no one else around, just a Drone.

What was there to be afraid of?

Mu Qingxue: Do you have an out-of-the-shower fresh look pic?

Chen Xiaoyan: Nope

Mu Qingxue: (Daddy is very disappointed)

Chen Xiaoyan: I might have something to do tomorrow, so I might not be able to come.

Mu Qingxue: You! Are! Say! Ing! Wha! T? (warning glare)

Mu Qingxue: Yanbao, do you know? I’ve been looking forward to this day, day and night, and now you tell me you can’t come?

Chen Xiaoyan: Uh… I said maybe, not definitely.

Mu Qingxue: I don’t care.

If I don’t see you tomorrow, I’ll fly to Qingzhou immediately and use the Mu Family’s Power to dig up the whole city and find you.

Chen Xiaoyan: Qingxue, I really have something, it’s about my lifelong happiness.

Mu Qingxue: Oh? Found yourself a man?

Chen Xiaoyan: Of course not.

Typing as she walked, Chen Xiaoyan quickly arrived at the Convenience Store.

A crowd had gathered at the entrance, all curious about the silver Drone hovering in the air and which rich person it belonged to.

Because whether it was the appearance or the overall design, this Drone looked very high-tech.

One look, and you could tell it was expensive.