Su Wanwan was feeling emo.
Even though she had told herself time and again to keep a pure and beautiful teacher-student relationship with Lin Mo and not be a bad teacher.
But when she found out that Lin Mo actually had a tiny bit of affection for another girl, Su Wanwan truly felt a sour and astringent emotion. The surge of feeling was so fierce that she had a sudden impulse—she wanted to twist off Xixi’s skullcap.
If it was a single ponytail, she’d grab it with her left hand and twist with her right; if it was twin ponytails, she’d grab both with her hands and send her spinning into the sky.
Ah! She was so angry she could explode!
And he was still lurking! Su Wanwan knew her student was definitely holding his phone just like her. That so-called Perfect Divine Body of his sounded invincible—did he even need to sleep?
Su Wanwan: We were at a crucial point in our chat, and you disappeared. Don’t you think that’s too much…? You’re bullying your teacher.
Who acts like him? Su Wanwan still had a lot to clarify, such as where Lin Mo met her, which city the girl was from, whether she was local, and most importantly, if she was that kind of “fake little sister” with an overwhelming early advantage, why didn’t Lin Mo show any sign of resistance? Could it be that he was unable to steel his heart even to the point of soul-searching? Didn’t that mean her status was equal to that girl’s now?
Su Wanwan: Lin Mo, are you there?
Lin Mo: … Not here.
Su Wanwan: Are you joking with your teacher?
Lin Mo: This disciple is trembling with fear… May I ask, Master… are you alright? He still dared to ask!
Su Wanwan was so angry she laughed.
Wasn’t this exactly like a boyfriend acting guilty after getting caught with a third party?
Su Wanwan: What do you think? You disappeared halfway through the conversation, how can your teacher be alright?
Lin Mo: This disciple will surely be struck by lightning.
Su Wanwan: That’s a better attitude. Now, back to the previous topic. Tell me, why do you like her? What do you like about her? Your teacher wants to know your other side.
Lin Mo: Ah… Though this disciple has already overcome the Nine Heavens Divine Tribulation, if Master keeps pressing, even the heavens might strike Lin again…
Su Wanwan: Your teacher wants you to say it. Don’t worry, your teacher likes hearing the truth. Just this once. Take it as satisfying your teacher’s curiosity.
Lin Mo: … Master, this disciple cannot say.
Can’t say!? What? Has it reached the point where he’d rather defy his Master’s order than reveal the secret in his heart?
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Su Wanwan was well aware of how much Lin Mo valued his real Master.
Could it be that the girl named Xixi already posed a threat to her as his Master?
Su Wanwan: If you won’t tell me, your teacher will be so, so heartbroken. Heartbroken to the point of thinking… you’re not my disciple anymore… Fine… If you don’t want to say, that’s okay.
Lin Mo: Why must Master speak so ruthlessly? Sigh… Fine, Master, please listen.
Su Wanwan: Go on.
Lin Mo: … Master’s slender jade hands, whether in the Immortal Realm or my Nine Heavens Void Realm, none can compare. But when Master’s jade hands go to… go to…
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Su Wanwan: Stop trying to change the subject, answer properly!
Lin Mo: I’ll definitely be struck by a lightning tribulation… Fine… Above the Lower Dantian… that’s what this disciple favors most.
Lower Dantian?
Su Wanwan immediately searched Dud Niang.
It turned out the Lower Dantian referred to the area around the navel.
So above the Lower Dantian…
Su Wanwan glanced down at her own full and perky chest.
A faint fragrance lingered at her nose.
Ah, this…
So Lin Mo liked the area above the navel on that girl.
Ah! He likes flat chests! It’s over!
Who would’ve thought! He actually likes that kind!
Su Wanwan was not pleased.
What’s so great about being flat!?
Isn’t your teacher better? One hand can’t even hold it all!
Mm… and the feel is really nice…
Su Wanwan: Just be direct, disciple. Teacher has said, this is the Year 2502, Qingdu has already fallen, the Foot Binding Era is long gone. You mean you like chests, right?
Lin Mo: The lightning tribulation has really struck Lin… I’m going…
Lin Mo: Master, hold on… currently being struck by lightning… someone is taking pictures…
Su Wanwan: Teasing your teacher…? Teacher hasn’t finished yet, it’s not that I have a problem with flat-chested girls.
Lin Mo: Master… please don’t talk to this disciple about this anymore… I’m already smoking from the lightning strikes…
What the…?
It’s not even raining, who could get struck by lightning?
Even if it was raining, who would actually get hit?
What’s going on…
Sometimes, she really wanted to be a bad woman.
Especially after being wronged.
Lin Mo didn’t reply after that.
Probably had his phone fried by the lightning.
What a lousy excuse. Find a better one next time.
Normally, with Su Wanwan’s gentle temperament and upbringing, faced with three talents offered by the system, she wouldn’t have been this conflicted.
In fact, she even got a gold one.
While she was chatting with Lin Mo, her luck had quietly arrived.
And among these three talents, even with her eyes closed, she knew which was the best pick.
Yet Su Wanwan couldn’t help letting out little giggles. Her eyes were red, torn with indecision.
[Talent Extraction in progress…]
[Rhythm Master (Blue): Clapping hands can mean applause, can mean swatting mosquitoes, can mean playing games with kids, but you are different. You post videos, sometimes wear high heels to stomp to the beat, and lately you’ve found the yoga ball scene pretty nice too. If you don’t get it, skip ahead; if you do, you’ll give it endless plays. Effect: Control +6. Note: This talent has huge potential, but is too wicked, please choose with caution.]
[Juice Princess (Purple): What’s the most powerful juicer brand you’ve ever seen? As a seasoned juicer enthusiast, your favorite thing is watching all kinds of fruits and veggies get crushed and juiced. It brings you great satisfaction, and over time, you’ve not only become addicted to juicers, but to juicing itself. Effect: Charm +10, Male Domination +7, Stamina +5. Note: The Yin Sacred Body (Purple) partially contains this talent’s effects, but the growth path is different, please choose with caution.]
[Dream Path Three Thousand (Gold): Recently, you’ve been having all sorts of magical and strange dreams. You dream you became someone else—someone who is also you, but with a completely different life. Or maybe not so different.
Compared to you, she calls herself ‘Teacher’. So you start to walk the path of dreams, trying to find the unknown origin. Effect: You can freely choose one person as the “Initial Dream Point” to unlock Beautiful Dream Come True’s special ability.]
She knew which one to choose even with her eyes closed.
But Su Wanwan meant nothing by it—she was just curious.
She might not get it even if she tried, and she didn’t know what stomping to the beat meant.
But the words “control” and “dominate” were very clear.
Juicing him once or twice might not be impossible.
It was hard to say if this talent hadn’t been born purely because of her current mood. Su Wanwan was both annoyed and shy.
Of course, she wouldn’t pick that one.
She wasn’t a bad teacher, you know.
She just wanted to think about it, run through it in her mind.
It was a kind of spiritual victory.
She was mad—mad that Lin Mo didn’t like his beautiful teacher but liked a flat-chested girl. Even if Lin Mo, out of respect for her as Master, didn’t dare like her openly, if he at least secretly fantasized about Su Wanwan, she could accept it.
If Lin Mo secretly fantasized about her, maybe she’d keep a straight face on the outside, acting like she didn’t care, but inside she’d be all stirred up, thinking, “So that’s what a corrupted sense of filial piety looks like, he really is a scummy disciple,” while secretly delighted that she finally had him wrapped around her finger.
Wouldn’t that be so much better than Lin Mo acting like a wooden dummy from the start?