When they were kids, boys loved playing with electronic toys, and girls loved playing with dolls.
As they grew up, their interests swapped.
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“Ding ding ding~”
The morning self-study class ended, bringing joy to some and sorrow to others.
“Yay✌🏻! Let’s go buy something to eat.”
“Ah—Team Leader—don’t go! I haven’t finished my homework yet—”
Though scenes like this played out every single day in the classroom, the unfortunate truth was that some really never did their homework.
In the corner of the classroom.
“Are you really not going to ask for leave?”
“You have to remember, your body belongs to you. There’s no need to ruin your health just to attend this one class.”
Su Moli spoke with genuine concern, watching Meng Siyu who looked exhausted — her eyes red and swollen, bloodshot sclera glaring, her whole demeanor listless even when speaking.
As a 30-year-old man, Su Moli truly understood the importance of health. In his youth, he was reckless and careless, but now, in middle age, after work, all he could do was shed silent tears at home.
“No… no… let me sleep a bit longer…”
Hearing Su Moli’s caring voice beside her, Meng Siyu responded weakly. Deep down, she was happy, but at the same time, she knew that if she asked to go home, her parents would worry. They already worked so hard; she didn’t want to add to their burden — nor did she want to create trouble for herself.
Meng Siyu didn’t even have to think twice. Her mother’s controlling nature was notorious. If she knew Meng Siyu had stayed up all night and was now exhausted, she would harshly scold her — possibly even confiscate her phone.
She had spent years saving up pocket money to buy her computer, which already made them unhappy.
“Alright then~ if you feel unwell, be sure to tell me.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll wake you up for class.”
“Thank you.”
Hearing Su Moli respect her wishes made Meng Siyu feel genuinely valued, even if it was just a small thing. After all, growing up with parents constantly telling her what she could or couldn’t do, this tiny bit of respect was more than enough.
Comforted by this, Meng Siyu closed her eyes and immediately fell into a deep sleep.
“Sigh…”
Watching Meng Siyu sound asleep on the desk, Su Moli sighed helplessly. He truly couldn’t understand why this young girl never took care of her own health.
He pondered for a long time but couldn’t figure it out. Maybe it was like how he himself could never understand why, back in middle school, two girls liked him, and one even cried and begged him when he rejected her, while he was too obsessed with games to care, dreaming only of making big money by boosting accounts or becoming a streamer.
If he could have a second chance, he would never have let down that girl who liked him. Even if he had to reject her, he wouldn’t have been so heartless.
【I think you’re just a lolicon because since then, no girl has liked you, so now at 30, you’re suddenly regretting the past.】
【Stop regretting. You have a ready-made chance in front of you now, don’t waste it.】
“You don’t understand, System. A ‘first love’ is a first love for a reason. Even if she’s standing right in front of me now, she can’t compete with that initial fluttering feeling.”
Su Moli paid no mind to the system’s teasing. After all, how could a human emotion ever be understood by an AI?
【I think after turning into a girl, you lost that feeling, and before 30 you never had a girlfriend, so now you say you can’t compare to the past, right?】
“You—system💢”
“Did you eat gunpowder today? Why so sharp-tongued?”
Su Moli’s anger boiled inside. Her chest heaved, fists clenched tightly, cheeks flushed. Where had the innocent, pure system gone? Why was it so vicious today?
Could the system have secretly watched some bad videos online and gotten corrupted?
The thought made Su Moli heartbroken. She just wanted her pure system back.
【Because the host never follows the plans I give, the prediction error is too big. To fix this, I’ve activated autonomous learning.】
【I deeply study every word and action of the host and summarize patterns to better assist with future tasks.】
【So, when I scold you, it’s for your own good. You should be grateful.】
“You’re…”
With no room to argue against such logic, Su Moli was utterly defeated.
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“Ding ding ding~”
Morning self-study always went by so fast. When the class bell rang, there was always complaint about how time flew by.
“Hey, hey, class is starting.”
“Mm—got it…”
Since class was starting, Su Moli gently shook the sleeping Meng Siyu awake, but Meng Siyu only half-opened her eyes, mumbled something, and promptly fell asleep again.
【Timed mission: Help Meng Siyu safely get through school today while ensuring she gets enough sleep.】
【Successful reward: Instantly obtain one 250ml small can of iced cola fragment (1/50).】
The system noticed Su Moli wasn’t very interested in money, so it changed the reward to something she liked.
“Awesome! I’m definitely completing this mission!”
Seeing the system’s task, Su Moli’s eyes lit up instantly. Anyone who had played games even a little knew that anything labeled “infinite” was a total bug. Used right, it meant world domination was a piece of cake.
It was like in the Three Kingdoms battle, if Zhuge Liang had an infinite supply of instant noodles, could he defeat the other factions? Hell yes! With infinite noodles, he could rule the world!
He could even build a bridge from Earth to the Moon with noodles alone.
So, to conquer the world with iced cola one day, Su Moli’s immediate problem was figuring out how to let Meng Siyu sleep during class without the teacher noticing.
Got it!
Using years of experience sleeping in class, Su Moli’s first trick was to pile up textbooks on the desk to block the teacher’s view.
But what about the side view, when the teacher walked around unpredictably?
Suddenly, Su Moli remembered a secret technique she learned from pulling all-nighters boosting game accounts: supporting your chin with both hands, head down, pretending to read while actually sleeping.
“Meng Siyu, open your eyes and look at me.”
Su Moli nudged the sleeping Meng Siyu, prompting her to open her eyes. She obeyed in a daze.
“You’re going to use both hands to support your chin when you sleep now, you’re going to use both hands to support your chin when you sleep…”
Watching the half-awake Meng Siyu, Su Moli began using the system’s [Hypnosis] and [Ventriloquism] skills, making her trust Su Moli completely and truly believe she could do it.
“Mm…”
Two minutes later, the hypnosis ended, and Meng Siyu actually got up from the desk and started sleeping with both hands supporting her chin.
【I gave you hypnosis just to lull a girl to sleep?】
“What else? Now that I’m a girl, I don’t even have a bar to hang out at. What else can I do?”
Thinking about this made Su Moli frustrated. If she had been transmigrated into a male beauty in a matriarchal world, there would be tons of girls chasing “him,” bringing gifts on holidays, and he could perform tea ceremonies, wander among all the women, only involving his body, never his life.
But no, the system insisted on turning her into a girl. Now, she had to chase girls in a matriarchal world who were even harder to win over than ordinary girls. Sometimes, she really felt like crying without tears.
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