Chapter 10. Big Brother will cheer for you

“Life-bound artifact?”

“Bingyu.”

“Proficient technique?”

“Nine-Colored Devouring Heaven Divine Art.”

“Favorite foods?”

“Jinyuzhi, Shuiyun Fruit, Nishang Grass, Seven-Colored Treasure Lotus mixed with Earthheart Spirit Milk, made into a salad…?”

Lin Mo’s incredulous expression made Su Wanwan raise her eyebrows in pride.

Lin Mo’s face grew serious, words catching in his throat.

After a long silence, as if he made up his mind:

“Teacher, may I perform Soul Search on you?”

Soul… Soul Search?

That sounded terrifying.

“Of course not!”

Lin Mo sighed.

“Disciple will try not to harm Master’s sea of consciousness… Forget it… That is not something a Disciple should do. To Soul Search a Master is no different than betraying one’s teacher and ancestors…”

“You and Master… aside from appearance… have not a single similarity… Even though Disciple cannot figure out how you guessed…”

Su Wanwan was unhappy.

Even with all this, you still don’t believe her? What a suspicious man!

Then Su Wanwan suddenly realized a troublesome problem.

If she didn’t solve it…

Lin Mo would never accept her as his fake Master.

Lin Mo’s perception was drastically different from modern people.

From some trivial details, Su Wanwan felt it was absurd, but had to admit Lin Mo didn’t seem like a native of Blue Star.

Most likely, he was a Tianwai Laike.

His perception, speech, and behavior were all different.

Though hard to believe, Su Wanwan gradually accepted this fact.

After all, since she had a system, it wasn’t impossible for a mysterious Tianwai Laike to appear beside her, right?

But that was where the problem lay.

Their perceptions differed.

For example, now.

Everyone came to the cafeteria to eat, it was crowded, and there were few seats.

If she didn’t sit next to Lin Mo, where else could she sit?

But in Lin Mo’s view, this was powerful evidence denying her claim to be his Master.

Who could reason with that?

If Lin Mo’s perception never changed, Su Wanwan was truly doomed.

Maybe one day, if she dressed up a little prettier, Lin Mo would even try to Soul Search her.

She could never become Lin Mo’s “Master.”

“Lin Mo, don’t leave after school. Come to the teacher’s house.”

As soon as Su Wanwan said this, her face flushed.

It was all the system’s fault.

She would never do such a thing.

She thought what happened in the simulation could never happen in real life.

Really, which teacher invites a student to their house…

Well, even if it’s in the simulation, not reality.

The real Su Wanwan was pure.

A pure little lady.

“Master, is there something on Disciple’s face?”

“…Don’t ask. Eat your food.”

……

……

“Detention is a win! Jail is a profit! Smell it and live longer! Grab a handful and become immortal! Bet you didn’t expect me back again! And this time, I brought my Brotherhood!”

“Go! Grab her for me!”

“Big bro will be cheering you on from the back with his cane!”

It had almost become his obsession.

Today, Big Bro acted mysterious, issued a call to all members, and secretly convened a full meeting about the Female Teacher of Class 3 of No.1 Middle School.

The underlings were baffled.

Weren’t they supposed to be gangsters? Wasn’t the plan to make money?

No one wanted to come, thinking Big Bro had lost it.

But fearing Big Bro’s usual violence, more than half the gang showed up anyway.

Hundreds of people moved in a mighty crowd down the street, making passersby avoid them.

No one dared to provoke them.

Big Bro even made them chant slogans.

What the hell, who would shout such embarrassing slogans? Could a normal carbon-based lifeform come up with that?

Maybe it was time to replace Big Bro?

Big Bro said to wait right here! Wait for that little punk and that… goddess.

Goddess?

Big Bro! Didn’t you always call women hussies? You said you suffered psychological trauma as a kid! Uncle Wang next door always poked you with a broken plastic bag for no reason!

I don’t know either! Who understands! The goddess just appeared out of nowhere!

Pure… Pure Love?

The sun must be rising in the west.

So the question was, does grabbing her count as a win, Big Bro?

Big Bro was dazed too, but finally told the underlings to grab her if they could, just not to hurt her, and don’t forget to let him smell her after.

This Big Bro couldn’t be kept.

Big Bro was aggrieved too.

After all, there was a student with monstrous strength beside the goddess.

Without backup, he’d never win.

The underlings didn’t think much of it, figuring that if Big Bro had lost his mind, they couldn’t join him in madness.

But when a pair of young man and woman walked toward them from the street corner…

Their minds went blank, as if bewitched, and they even felt that Big Bro’s description didn’t do justice.

He just kept saying beautiful, beautiful, especially beautiful.

How could ‘beautiful’ even begin to describe it!

Ah, right, Big Bro was illiterate.

Facing such a woman, small words just didn’t cut it.

All those phrases—sinking fish and falling geese, eclipsing the moon and shaming the flowers, peerless elegance, skin like ice and bones like jade, bright eyes and perfect teeth, lovable at first sight…

Detention is a win! Jail is a profit!

Detention is a win! Jail is a profit!

Detention is a win! Jail is a profit!

The thunderous slogans echoed with astonishing momentum.

Su Wanwan felt a little scared.

This… this hundred-something crowd was just too much!

She didn’t want to be Lin Mo’s Master anymore! She’d rather just be a little lady! An ordinary teacher!

“Lin Mo, teacher is scared.”

“Master, please rest assured.”

“They will never like women again.”

“Eh?”

Su Wanwan was shocked to discover.

“Nice body, pretty sturdy”, “How old are you, still so shy”, “Hey, you’re blushing”, “Come, let me check if your development is normal”, “If you tell anyone, watch out”, “Jie-ge, no, please”.

Ah…

It’s over.